Why did the fat lady poop on my knee? Because i'm thirsty.

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Welcome to die!

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Yo mamas so fat

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Why did the white kids accept Morgan Freeman as a kid? All of his school-mates looked up to him

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What did the blind and deaf kid get for Christmas? Leukemia.

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A Haitian walks into a bar. It collapses.

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why did Sally fall off of the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there?

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I lost my tractor.

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do you wanna hear a joke about pizza? sure. naw,its too cheesy

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It smells like triangles in here.

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why is a squirrel called a squirrel? that's its name.

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A.how does a penguin change a light bulb? A.the same way all other penguins change a lightbulb

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What's the most racist thing ever... Manhattan

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Roses are black. Violets are black. Everything is black. I'm blind.

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Yo mama so stupid She took in part of an experiment and was indeed proclaimed stupid.

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So a man enters a local paper's pun contest. He enters ten puns in hopes that one of them would win. But unfortunately, no pun in ten did.

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Women.

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Q. You are driving a car. In front of you there is a camion driving at your same speed. Behind you there is a helicopter flying at your same speed at the ground level. On your left there is an ambulance driving at your same speed and on your right there is a ravine. How do you get out from this horrible situation? A. Get off the carousel.

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who is mark

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Why did the Jew wear a beanie while playing soccer? Because he shaved his head

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i was raised in a bad family. i was the youngest and i was abused then i died three years back. then i died again and then i died again then i died again then again then i LIVED but then i died again then i died again then i died again then i died again

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What's green , has 4 legs and if it fell out of tree on you , would hurt you ? A Pool table

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Q: What did Cyclops say to Wolverine? A: "We're both X-Men!"

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Why do guys love to wrestle? They like to have physical contact with other men.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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