- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have Ebola How about you?

A dinosaur walks into a bar and orders a drink. The bartender goes home and tells his wife what he saw. His wife leaves him.

Why couldn't the old lady take her Afghan Hound to the vet after the dog had been brutally harassed? She was dead.

do you know what happened to the bravest warrior in the battle who got stabbed in the foot while trying to rescue puppies from a burning building and dying children? well he took the children and puppies home, and ate them. then the SWAT came in and killed him. so yeah... oh... suck my a s s barf

Did you hear about the guy who got his entire LEFT side ripped off? He's dead.

If a tree falls on a woman and there's no one around to hear her scream why did a tree fall in the kitchen?

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he clearly has an owner that doesn't fence him in.

women's rights

Who's there? Knock Knock.

Why did you visit antijoke.com? Because you don't find real jokes funny.

Whats worse then getting caught in the rain with no umbrella? Aids.

Yo momma's so fat she is now a sponsor for Jenny Craig after joining the program and loosing almost a 100 pounds. So I suppose she isn't too fat anymore.

What's black and blue and red all over? A baby right after I kill it

A daring man once said "Here goes nothing!" Anddd nothing happened.

What's retarded and comes from Hulsberg? Roy Knubben

Whats worse than the Holocaust? Stubbing your toe

Why does Ron Weasley have friends? He does't. He's a ginger.

Five men walk into a bar. The bartender says, more taste or less? None of them care.

Your Mum's so fat, she's going to die.

Where can you find a Muslim with a boxcutter? At a UPS.

What gets wetter as it dries? Sarah Jessica Parker

Whats white and sticky and falls from the sky? The Cumming of the lord

What do you tell someone who says they are contemplating suicide, Get over it

"Who stole the cookies from the cookie jar?" said the little girl. "I don't know", said the mother," we were robbed of all our money and posessions. And your father was killed while we were gone.

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