- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than a murderer? Two murderers.

Tell me a joke Tell me a joke! TELL ME A JOKE!!! ...Womens Rights

Fuzzy Wuzzy was a bear. Fuzzy Wuzzy had alopecia.

Why did the chicken cross the road? -Why? I don't know,I'm asking you the question.

How did the black man get put in jail? He didn't, he never did anything illegal

What's worse than not receiving presents on Christmas Day? Being forced to consume your own flesh

What do you tell someone who says they are contemplating suicide, Get over it

Jameson: hey peter peter parker: what Jameson: do you know what my favorite kind of beans are Peter: no Jameson: van de camps

Q: How do you solve a problem like Maria. A: You kill her. You kill Maria.

Did you hear about the guy that came out the closet while at school? Yeah, Dylan Hodge is a dick.

The last time I heard that joke, I fell off my pet single celled bacteria.

I hate black people. Because their black.

Why did Jimmy's sexy teacher ask him to stay behind after class? His grades have been slipping and she expects better from her students. How anyone views her sexually is of no relevance to this situation.

Shut up and stop laughing, Daddy's balls aren't gonna lick themselves.

Why did the dodo cross the road Dodos are extinct so therefor they are unable to

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding an apple in your worm.

What did the fat guy say to the skinny guy? You're skinny

What's worse than the unwarrented death of six milliion Jews? The death of six million and one Jews

Q:What's worse then Finding A Worm in Your apple? A: Realizing how empty your life is.

Why can't the little girl ride a bike? She has Osteoporosis and falling would shatter her bones.

As friend of mine recently told me that he knew my deepest darkest secret. When I asked him what it was, he said that I was too emotionally unstable, and that I would never be ready to settle down. I killed him.

roses are red and violets are blue and i was going to write something that rimes but that is not funny here.

What's a cow's favorite vacation spot? the slaughterhouse.

Why was a refrigerator sitting on a part bench? Because someone set it there.

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