How do you confuse a blond? Begin talking to her about a subject that's not in her field of expertise using complicated technical verbiage and jargon.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He was disowned by his family due to his drug addiction and had nowhere else to go.

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What did my dad say when i knocked over the christmas tree? nothing, my father is dead

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Q: Whats worse than a dead baby in a bag? A: Please just make my hamburger.

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Guess what.. chicken butt

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What made people stop likeing Ice tea? Ice-T

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Knock Knock Who's There?? Its the police your family have died in a tragic road accident

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Why didn't Sally make it to school on time? She got savagely beaten and raped.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Most poems rhyme but this one doesn't

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What do Gay horses eat? Cheese.

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What happened to Liam? He Died.

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What do you have if you have a green ball in your right hand and a green ball in your left hand? Two green balls.

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An asian, black man and a white guy are stranded in a desert with no food and no water, so what do they do Die

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How are you? Yes

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How to you stop the world from ending? You dont the world has been destroyed 5 times over again before and it will most likely happen to us one day.

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How did the asian find his family? He didn't because they all look the same.

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whats the difference between a baby and a watermelon ones a live the other isnt

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knock knock. whos there?(haha ive never made my own joke before) Nick Nick who? Nick Saghir Oh, come in. Would you like some cookies?

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How do you turn a frown upside down? You cannot do such a thing because frowning is the act of sadness. Therefore you cannot nor should not change a persons attitude.

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What did the Catholic Priest say to the young boy? God bless you.

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I have a crush on my dad.

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why was the boy running? because his skin was burning off

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You've heard of take your child to work day, but I bet you haven't heard of 9/11- take your plane to work day

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What will you never see? A white guy that camp jump.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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