What did one tube of glue say to the other tube of glue? Nothing. Inanimate objects, such as a tube of glue, however adhesive the contents of said objects are, are in no way capable of advanced speech, let alone basic communication.

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What do you call a man with 3 arms, 6 ears, 9 fingers, and a red clown nose? His name.

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Bumper Sticker: I Brake for Stop Signs

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why does one side of a v-flock of geese have more birds? Because it does.

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what do a jew homosexual and a latino all have in common? human dignity.

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A seal walks into a club.

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What kind of sex do you have with twenty seven year olds any kind you want there are twenty of them

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Why does the Muslim go to Hollywood? Because he is gifted in acting. He believes Hollywood will give him a wider range of career opportunities.

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Knock knock Who's there? Hector Hector who? ....I forgot the rest of the joke but your mom is a whore.

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Q. Why was the blonde fired from the M+M factory? A.She was addicted to meth.

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The nurse at a hospital came out of the delivery room and chucked the baby down the hall to the father. The dad starts crying and the nurse starts laughing and said, "It's ok, it was already dead."

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knock knock piss off

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How many Jews can you fit in a Volkswagon? 2 in the front seat, 3 in the back.... and that's it because the holocaust never happened.

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Fun fact: Steel wool comes from the fleeces of iron sheep.

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Roses are black, Violets are black, Everything's black, Oh damn I'm blind.

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Yesterday I saw a black kid outrun a white kid know why? Because the white kid was a cripple

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How do you confuse an idiot? By confusing an idiot.

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"Free to play" Play free "right now"

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What does the alien say to the man? Nothing, because it is highly unlikely that an alien would ever land on Earth, and even more unlikely that they would speak the same language of us. On top of that, aliens would not know anything about our species, and would probably hide from us due to being frightened and eventually flee back to their home planet where we would never see them again because our techonology is not advanced enough and the chances that we would find their planet which is somewhere among the billions of planets in the universe, are slim.

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Roses are red Violets are? blue I'm going to rape you in the ass with a rake.

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Two men walk into a bar. You would have thought one of them would have seen it.

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What did the victim say to the rapist? If you're gonna rape me, at least let me go get you a condom

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a man walked into a store got what he wanted and left.

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DAMMIT MY IPHONE IS IN REPAIR AND I CANT GET THE APP!!!!!!!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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