Why did the wealthy black man shoplift from the convenience store? He is a kleptomaniac.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she is dead.

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What did the college student say after he failed his test? He didn't say anything, he was a mute.

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Why does snoop dogg carry around an umbrella?? ......fo drizzle

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Why didn't the family go through the door? Because it was a window.

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What's worse than this joke? Taking a dump on an airplane as it crashes in to the World Trade Center.

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What did the volcano say to the other volcano? Nothing, Volcanoes are inanimate objects that do not possess the ability to speak.

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What is big and white and will kill you if it falls from a tree? My d**k.

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how many large people can you fit in a bath tub ... 1/16

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Knock Knock! Who's there? Penis... Okay...

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Q: What dosent a Jew and a pizza have in commen? A: The pizza dosent scream when you put it in the oven.

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Why did the chicken kill himself? Because he was bullied as a child and is now suicidal

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Your mama is so ugly that she tried out for America's Next Top Model and did not get in.

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How do you make a clown sad? You hit him in the face with axe

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Why did 3 blacks guys start watching the first Star Wars movie on Saturday night? They finished the Back to the Future movies on Friday.

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What is different between a pile of dead infants and a red ferrari? Being the victim of a mass murder.

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What happened when the man rubbed the magical lamp? Nothing.

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Q: What do you call a dog with no legs? A: Doesn't matter, he's not coming

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A Mexican, an Asian, a black guy, a white guy, a Jew, and a hispanic............... i forgot.

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YOU

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Knock knock. Who's there? Pete. I'm here to tell you that your entire family just died in a car accident.

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KNOCK! KNOCK! who knocks like that? seriously all my friends r jerks n break the door down...wow ur polite....um ok WHO'S THERE? THE REAPER oh sh** dude! NO ONES HOME! "in other news this evening, two local men found dead on theyre living room floors. Police say the front door was smashed in...an obvious sign of forced entry. The two men were apparently reading a webpage called anti-joke before suddenly having an unexplained heart attack and dieing....heh heh hey nancy...why did the chicken cross the road? because he thuroughly enjoyed darting out into traffic." "HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA.......GASP! GA FA! GAA *gargle*" "wow...in other OTHER news i just killed nancy...."*runs* JOKES KILL >:}

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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