What gets wetter as it dries? Sarah Jessica Parker

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An enormous black man wearing a durag walks into a bar. Due to the diverse and friendly comminuty he lives in, nobody judges him on his race, ethnicity, or culture. He goes on to pursue his career in business and gets a Masters Degree in Business Administration. He get's a job as an IT Director for a very successful business and he marries a well educated woman. They have 2 kids, but one of them is diagnosed with "Ondine's Curse" and dies in it's sleep. Distressed, and mourning the death of his newborn son, he seeks help from his parents. Regardless of his parents comforting and loving attitude towards him, he goes into the inner city smoking and selling illegal drugs like crack. He even got into cocaine and marjuana. 4 and a half years later, he was about to attempt suicide, when he saw his only living son, whom he loved with all his heart, walk into the room with his teddybear. He just looked at him, and he looked back. Suddenly, the father started crying. Flashbacks started playing though his mind of his happy life he was steadily pursuing. "why me?" He constantly thought to himself. What did he do to deserve this? 7 years in the future. The father was diagnosed with terminal cancer. Right before his death, he asked to talk to his son. "Son, listen to me. Never try to comtemplate the world we live in, it's too spontaneous and insane to understand. This world can either give you bliss or depression. Nothing inbetween. And most people who make there way up to the top eventually will fall. What goes up must come down. Ha... I never thought I'd be talking to me own son giving him a silly lecture in a deathbed. But just look at me..."the father gets very muddled and disoriented* "...Son. They say most of us have a good reason to live. Well don't most of us have a good reason to die too?" Malik Cartwright died on March 22, 1999. His son went on to legally change his middle name to "Leek", after his father's nickname. He went on to get the same Master's Degree that his father received, and had kids of his own. The whereabouts of the mother are unknown.

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What is red and tastes like parsley? Red Parsley

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Why did the beaver cross the road? To meet Justin Bieber!

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How do you call a dog with no legs? You can't call it, you have to go and pick it up.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

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Why did the gum cross the road? It was stuck to the chickens foot.

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What do you tell someone who says they are contemplating suicide, Get over it

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"Who stole the cookies from the cookie jar?" said the little girl. "I don't know", said the mother," we were robbed of all our money and posessions. And your father was killed while we were gone.

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What's worse than the unwarrented death of six milliion Jews? The death of six million and one Jews

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Bob: why didthe chicken cross the road? Tom: why? Bob: to get to your house Knock knock Tom: whos their Bob: the chicken

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If there are 3 apples, and you take 2, how many do you have? BLAM! Texas castle law, motherfukker!

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If you don't get this joke, you're gay.

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Q: Whats worse than a dead baby in a bag? A: Please just make my hamburger.

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What did my dad say when i knocked over the christmas tree? nothing, my father is dead

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Knock knock Whos there? FUS ROH DAH

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He was disowned by his family due to his drug addiction and had nowhere else to go.

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How do you confuse a blond? Begin talking to her about a subject that's not in her field of expertise using complicated technical verbiage and jargon.

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A bench doesn't breathe, apparently Mexicans do.

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Whats worse then people People copying other Anti-Jokes. People copying other Anti-Jokes about the holocaust.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Most poems rhyme but this one doesn't

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What made people stop likeing Ice tea? Ice-T

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Guess what.. chicken butt

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