- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the famed say when he lost his tractor I lost my tractor!!!!

Why did the chicken cross the road? it was thrown

A cat walks into a bar and orders a bowl of milk. Well, okay, it doesn't actually order it. It more of meows in a begging fashion and the bartender, being a kind individual, gets the lost animal a bowl of milk. But who's to argue semantics?

What's brown and sticky? The faeces of a glue stick.

What do Molly and Sharon have in common? They both annoy me.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a tomato

Why was the toddler laying in the middle of the road? Because she was the victim of a hit and run...

An Irish man walks out of a bra.

Roses are Violets, Violets are Roses, I am a dumb ass, The Hobbit.

Why did the British person go to the dentist? He had a poor diet which led to him getting cavities

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two parrots are seated on a perch. One turns to the other and says, "Do you smell fish?"

What did the cowboy say to the skunk? You smell.

Whats black and smells like white paint? A) Black paint!

Why did the Chicken cross the road? 9/11

Q: Why did the boy go to the orphanage? A: His parents were dead.

why was the guy stranded on an island? because his boat crashed.

Why did Helen Keller become blind and deaf? Because you touch yourself at night

Why do Italian people like pasta? Because it tastes good.

A walrus walks into a bar

What's the difference between a fine wine and a dead baby in a blender? One gets better as it ages, and the other is a horrific accident.

The joke above me is a wind-up, losers :P

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