Knock Knock, Who's there? Billy. Billy who? Billy your next door neighbor, I need to borrow some sugar. Ok, come in.

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Whats green and has wheels? A green honda

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What's small, cold, and lifeless? A dead baby.

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Q - What do you call a hamburger without pickles? A - You call it a hamburger just without the pickles.

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Where do cows go for entertainment? Nowhere, most are slaughtered, processed, and eaten by humans.

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Knock knock Who's there? Carrot Carrot who? Carrot in the tree house, cause it's orange.

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A man walked into a bar, he was meeting his friends but was half an hour early, so he went down the road and got a burger. He had recently began dieting to maintain a healthy weight, but had trouble with self control. 30 years later he would gamble away his family's life savings and then go onto live a long and unfulfilled life.

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Whats the difference between a pizza and a Jew? Jews are people

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Tic tac toe. You were adopted.

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What happened when a man drove up to an escort and said "want to check my bags?" The escort replied "Certainly, sir" due to the fact the escort worked at a hotel.

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What did the podiatrist say to the proctologist? That athletes foot fungus is clearing up nicely.

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Where is Madeline McCann? 6 Feet under....

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Why couldn't the asian man drive? He had no arms.

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What Batman Said to Robin before getting into the car? I'll drive.

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WNBA

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Jackson gets a new phone he drops it what does he have. (a beating )

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how do you kill a little girl? seeing as murder is a federal offence i will not tell you how. you should be ashamed for asking.

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Roses are red Violets are blue You think this will rhyme But it ain't gonna.

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Whats white and sticky? Rotten milk.

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Me: You know what's funnier than 24. Friend: 25? Me: No, 9/11

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Why did the black girl and white guy have sex? Because they were both sexually attracted to each other.

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What did the Muslim say to the Sikh? "Hello. Lovely weather today."

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When do scientologists go to church? When they are done looking at porn.

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A horse walks into a bar and the bartender asks "Why the long face?" The horse replies, "I have AIDS".

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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