the WNBA

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why didn't the blond laugh at the anti-joke? because, she was aborted in her mom's third trimester

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What has two legs and can't walk. Someone thats paralyzed!

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A man walked into a bar. Ouch.

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What's the difference between slavery and the Holocaust? Slavery happened.

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What do you call a cannibal who won't eat his own brother? A pussy.

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Why did the child get an 100% on a test?? Because they got all the questions correct.

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What's more annoying than a mosquito? the Sandy Hook Massacre

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Bake until golden at 375

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What's black and blue and red all over? The dead woman in the dumpster.

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Chicken eats your pie filled with monkey guts!!

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Two boys were walking down a building which was under construction. Suddenly a brick hits the 1 one in the head while the 2 guys aunt was in America.

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....ZZzzzzz.....ZZzzzzz.....

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I died shortly after writing this.

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planned on writing you all an antijoke decided i wouldn't.

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Bill: My brother died on 9/11 Steve: Oh, I'm so sorry to hear that. Was he in one of the towers? Bill: Both. Steve: Both? Bill: He was in one tower when the first plane hit, so he ran over to warn everybody in the other tower and while he was in the other tower, he died of AIDS. Steve: LOL Bill: Quit your laughing, Steve, and make sweet, sweet love to me! Steve: It would be my pleasure! (While Bill and Steve made sweet, sweet love on that park bench, little did they know that a hundred miles away in a beautiful Los Angeles home, actor Jeff Goldblum was making himself a turkey sandwich...not too much mayo...just the way he likes it.)

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How do Chinese people get their names? From their parents.

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What's the difference between a Jew and a Generator? One powers your house...and then there's the generator.

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Q: Why did the bird fall out of the tree? A: It died. Q: Why did the snake fall out of the tree? A: It was stapled to the bird. Q:Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: Peer pressure.

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An unarmed man robbed a bank today, he failed because he had no way of carrying the cash out.

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Why was Timmy dirty? Because he was buried

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Lethal injection is a lot more humane than the electric chair. I know because nobody's complained about it yet.

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A horse walks into a bar and the bartender asks "what would you like to drink?". The horse, unable to comprehend english, just nods and proceeds to shit on the floor

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What's large, green, and pissed off? The dumpster out back

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