What's the difference between a teacher and a train? A lot.

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*******A CELL JOKE******* Mommy Ribosome and Daddy Mitochondria are watching baby nucleus play around in the cytoplasm, when all the sudden baby nucleus falls down and breaks its cell wall. Mommy ribosome is like freaking out like, "OH NO< WHAT ARE WE GOING TO DO WE NEED TO TAKE HER TO THE E.R.". Then Daddy Mitochondria says, "The smooth ER or the rough ER???"

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Q: Why cant dinosaurs talk A: Because they are dead.

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Q:What did the Black man say to New York? A: Black Out.

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Did you hear about the guy who came home one night and found his wife in bed with his best friend? He had just returned from a trip to the grocery store, where he'd purchased bread, milk, eggs, broccoli, yams, tea, and brownie mix.

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What's worse than your dad being hit by a car? Your family being hit by a bus.

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A son went to ask his father about his thoughts on abortion. "Dad, what do you think about abortion?" "Ask your sister." "I don't have a.."

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust.

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You know what's better than a taco? A better taco.

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Where does the Queen keep her armies? In various military bases across the country.

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Have You Ever Seen Stevie Wonder's New House? No.. Neither Has He.

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What did the police officer say to the black man? "I am a police officer."

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Why did the yeti make an omlette? To practise making omlettes.

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What do you call somebody from Manchester? A twat

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a man i knew who was a real jerk was about to drive home drunk. i was trying to stop him, but then he punched me in the face. i let him through. he died that night. i texted him all the way

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2 out of 4 questions. How do you get an elephant in a fridge? Open it, take the girrafe out, put the elephant in, and close it.

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What's worse than an explosion? A nuclear explosion.

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do you like walffles?Yes I like walffles!

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Q. what did the white man say to the black man? A. hello

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Your momma's so dumb, she had to spend an extra hour studying for her mathematics test.

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Whats plastic and little boys turn it on? A game cube, and Michael Jackson. Well maybe not anymore since hes dead...

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Why was Michael Jackson seen shopping at Kmart? Because he heard little boys pants were 50% off the original price.

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Why did the blond couldn't put a piece of meat into her mouth? Because she was vegetarian.

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Q:What do you call a bird with wings? A:A bird -Ryan Vallee

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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