Whats Yellow and has arms. A lemon i lied about the arms.

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Yo mamas so stupid that she received slightly below average in her latest maths test

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Why does Danny work at the factory? Because Danny is in an substantial economic crisis, and doesn't have enough money to afford food for his 6 kids and wife. They will all most likely die soon, as his factory job will not provide enough money.

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What's worse than eating cows. Death

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What do you call a black man climbing a mountain. A mountain climber.

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Why did the police officer arrest Maxwell? Because he's black.

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What's the difference between Sony and Kony? Sony is a company which produces electrical appliances and Kony is a Ugandan Warlord.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Cook Pu. Ok then. Kelvin Yang.

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What do you get when you cross a turtle and a kangaroo? A hybrid combination of the two that is characterized by specific traits of both animals.

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Knock, knock. *answers door*

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I hate black people, and mexicans too.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue.

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I said I hate niiggers

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the Batmobile? Get in the Batmobile.

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Why did the blonde walk into the wall? I lied it was nathaniel nugnes

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See now that is confident and down to earth, reasonable, and all the etc etc`s, so what would you like me to fill them in with? Joking aside, you are smart, funny, you take a beating (sorry that`s today`s new low point, I have never hit a woman and never will, sure I punched down the GigaLesb when she lifted me up and my spine started making cracking noises, but that does not technically count as a woman). You are sweet, you are cute, you are funny, you are hot hot hot (hattrick see?), and yeah yeah if you want me to prove to people here that we know each other, sure, I met you once like 15 years ago? You kinda adored me, I could not take my eyes of yours (oh yeah, you got adorable eyes sure), and... You got huge breasts (Tits are more like those hanging you know what I mean) Sigh sometimes a boy wonders what he is doing with his life, he falls for the strangest girls... ...AND THEN SAID BOY FINDS HIMSELF BROKEN IN TWINE BY ME!

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Why did the irishman go to the bar? because he was a designated driver and was picking up his friend.

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A jewish man, a black man, and a redhead walk into an electronics store. Because they work there.

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What's black and white and red all over? Two nuns in a chainsaw fight.

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Why did the bus crash? The driver was a tomato.

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was michael jackson black or white? how many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie poop? the world will never know

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stevie wonder watched a movie yesterday

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GONNA

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A chickens walks into a bar... And greets her fellow friends

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Anti Joke

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