What did the overweight blind kid get for Christmas? His parents died in a tragic car crash and he was left alone, fat and blind to fend for himself

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what's the difference between 7 and 2? 5

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A king's son's birthday came one day and the king asked what he wanted. "You can have anything in the world son." He would say. The prince answered,"Oh i'll have some purple ping pong balls." So for his birthday he got a rollar costar, a new car, a water park, a castle, and of corse some purple ping pong balls. The same answer went out of his mouth for three years. One day the prince was driving in his car, and he got into a terrible car accadent. And while he was in the ER and saying his last words, his father asked,"Son, before you die, i must know, why did you want purple ping pong balls for your all of those birthdays?" And the prince said,"Well I wanted them because-" and then he died.

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Why did the man try to lick his elbow? Because he read a chain email saying no one could lick their elbow and he wanted to see if it was true. You will probably try to do it now too.

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Roses are red Violets are blue So is your face Cuz I just gagged you

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Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven is a registered sex offender.

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Wanna know something funny? Your face

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What is worse than the holocaust? 2 holocausts

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Your mom is so fat that she is at risk for type two diabetes.

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Doctor, Doctor, I feel like I don't know anyone... Uh...who are you?

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A priest a rabbi and a minister are all standing at the gates of heaven. Us mortal beings can only conjecture what might've have taken place.

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How much cocaine did Charlie Sheen do? Enough to end the lives of two male individuals and paralyze the the third male individual from the hip down.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding an apple-sized tumor in your colon

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A priest, a monk, and a rabbi walk into a bar. They order drinks and keep the conversation to non-controversial topics.

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What time is it when an elephant sits on your watch? About 3:26 PM Eastern Standard Time.

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Your all fags

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A man spots Bill Murray at a restaurant in Los Angeles. He proceeds to tell his friends the story, who in turn believe him, as the story is plausible.

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What do you call a guy with a car on his head? Immediate identification would not be possible. The man would be referred to by his estimated demographics. Circumstantial evidence and dental reports may be required for identification at which points the family's would be notified. Only after this will the man's name would be released to the media who would in turn report this.

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why was 6 afraid of 7 He raped him the other day

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Badgers are cool

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I was going to tell a Holocaust joke, but I Jews not to. Anne Frankly, it's disrespectful. I'm sure you did Nazi that Hitlerious anti-joke coming.

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What happened to the village that got swept by a tsunami? It was destroyed.

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What did the African want for breakfast? Ebola cereal

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What did the duck say to the moose? Quack

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