- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why wasn't the man able to see his son? He got run over by a train. Knock knock Who's there? The man. He was kidding about being run over.

What do you get if you take the head off a Koala and a Wombat and swap them around? A bloody mess and about 4 years in jail.

What did one cannibal set to the other cannibal? Nothing, because he was eating him.

I really don't care how you dress at my funeral, I'll be dead!

What's stronger than then the love of a mother and her child? A semi-truck

Teacher: "What is the outside layer on a tree?" Dog: "Bark" Teacher: "How would you describe the desert surface?" Dog: "Rough" Teacher: "Would you say that Abraham Lincoln was an intelligent man?" Dog: "Yarp"

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It had died.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It felt like it.

What's the difference between a black guy and a piece of chicken? They were once both alive and innocent. I lied about the black guy.

What's brown and rhymes with Snoop? Dr. Dre.

why do girraffe's have long necks? because my foot is so far up all their asses that it hits their head, pushing it away from the body.

I made a sandwich Lol jk, my gf made it for me

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have a gun, Get in the van.

What did the chicken say to the dog? Well, since chickens can't talk, they both stood there in an awkward silence.

Q: Why don't Jewish cannibals like Germans A: Because it gives them gas

what is long hard and full of seamen......... A sumbirine..........................(what were you thinking)

What do you do when you see a mentally challenged kid in a wheelchair? Walk up and offer to push him, as you should since he probably hasn't had a lot of friends in his lifetime.

Got tired of McDonalds Jim?

Whats green and has 4 wheels? A green car.

What would Hitler say if you give him a sandwich? Thankyou!

Why does blond women give great blowjob? Because they has vaacum in thier heads! Blond woman coment; well thats better than having nothing at all in your head! :-)

What makes 10 year olds laugh? Se x Jokes.

why did suzy drop her ice cream? she got hit by a bus. knock knock! who's there? not suzy.

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