Whats the diffrence between a boy scout and a Jew? The boy scout comes back from camp.

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A Brunette a ginger and a blonde were getting their hair done? WHich side of the bus did they sit on? Why did i put a question mark on the first part?

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Got tired of McDonalds Jim?

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hi will

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A zebra was on his way to a water hole. On the way he met 6 giraffes. Each giraffes had 3 monkeys around their neck. Each monkey had 2 birds on their head. How many animals went to the water hole? A:One, the zebra.

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PUDDING

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Why did the Jew wear a beanie while playing soccer? Because he shaved his head

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If a tree falls in the forest does a woman hear it? Probably, but the real question is why is there a tree in the kitchen?

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Two cannibals were eating a clown. One says to the other "Does this taste funny to you?!" ...Two days later, both of the cannibals became very ill with food poisoning. Always ensure meat is cooked thoroughly before eating.

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What's a slang term for a really, really fat person? Overweight.

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Roses are red, Violet are violet, not blue, dumbass.

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Your mother is a stupid bitch. For real.

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Two muffins are being baked in an oven. One muffin turns to the other and says, "Man, it's starting to get really hot in here." The other muffin says, "MUFFINS CAN TALK?!"

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Why did the chicken cross the road? The screams were loud. It was just one big fire behind him. He and his fellow chickens had been trapped. They thought they were being freed... They thought wrong. The guards herded them in and then the heat started. The fires began to rage. His friends, his allies, his brothers, were falling dead, burning, beside him. He had to escape. He did not think, only acted. Lashing out at the guard, he knocked him down and ran. He ran and ran until he could run no more, and he still kept running. He could still hear his brothers' screams. He could still see their faces burning before his eyes. He reached the road, and finally stopped. He looked around. The screams had stopped. The heat had left his body. But then another sound came. Yelling. The guards. They were following him. He tried to keep running. But he just couldn't. He was finished. He fell on the road, sliding himself along as quickly as he could. He hadn't run this far to be caught by the guards. He stopped. He could go no further. He looked up and saw the blue sky, cloudless and free. The last thing he heard was a roaring engine. The guards never found his body.

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What did one cannibal set to the other cannibal? Nothing, because he was eating him.

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Why did the skeleton cross the road? To get to the body shop.

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whatts blue and fuzzy? Blue fuzz

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Hey, why are asians yellow and africans brown? I'm colorblind.

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whats worse than 2 people dying? 3 people dying.

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How did the family of Cubans get to Florida? They flew first class from their home in upstate New York.

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Why did the girl go to the hospital? Her brother dared her to jump off the second story roof of their house...

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Knock knock Who's there? The mailman The mailman who? The MAILMAN The MAILMAN who? I'm the Fu*king mailman now here's your MAIL!

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Why do guys love to wrestle? They like to have physical contact with other men.

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Anti Joke

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