What's worse than eating cows. Death

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't

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"Doctor, Doctor I think I am a pair of curtains" The man was swiftly referred to the psychiatric ward.

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Robin, get in the batmobile.

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Why was Six afraid of Seven. Seven was in a horrible car accident recently and became very disfigured. He didn't tell Six, so the initial shock of seeing him for the first time was quite jarring for Six. Seven has had multiple surgeries since and, once the swelling recedes, he should look much better. It will still hurt for him to chew though.

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A man keeping specific track of time,eagerly waits for a punch line.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

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What did the man say to his brother? Nothing, because he just died in a tragic car crash.

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Why was the man reading various news articles on the Internet at 2:21 in the morning? Because at that time he could not sleep. Which meant he tried to find something else to fill his time up with.

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Why couldn't Helen Keller drive a car? Because she was deaf and blind and would have been a hazard to herself and others.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to your house! Nock. Nock. Whos there? The Chicken?

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What did the famed say when he lost his tractor I lost my tractor!!!!

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Why did the girl fall off her bike? Someone threw a piano at her.

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Obama: And then I said there would be a change. (hahahahahaha)

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Why couldn't the blonde fix the lightbulb? It was shattered.

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Whats Black and White all Over? Ask Your Mother

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knock knock! who's there? a fat salesperson here to deliver your supplements

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Did you hear about the kid-napping in Minnesota? He woke up

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A girl gets raped -teagan d

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YOU AINT GOT NO PANCAKE MIX the preacher then bitchslaps the black man

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Roses are red, Violets are red, Shit I'm bleeding.

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What do you get when you cross your eyes? A headache.

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How many babies does it take to change a light bulb? No amount of them could ever figure it out. They all tremble with fear in the dark.

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Why didnt the black man run the marathon? He was in jail

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Anti Joke

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