What did the man say to the really attractive woman? We are different genders

Knock Knock! Come in!

what are the three types of rings? -wedding ring -engagement ring -suffering

What's worse than finding a worm in your Apple? Ebola

Am I a cat? No, I am a human; cat's cannot type.

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? This isn't a car

What do you call a man with a spade in his head? An ambulance.

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Why'd the boy fall off his bike? The holocaust

Roses are red, violetes are blue, Your monkey sucks.

Two cows are standing on the top of North Pole and in a half-inch wind they're spanking a bottle of coconut jam. Suddenly two infrared gallopping fly past them. What's the consequence? That people shouldn't use freshly peeled lemoncakes on underwater cornfields.

What's the difference between a Mexican and a bench? The bench can support a family.

A priest walks past a mailbox with the number 666 on it. Nothing happens, because it is an ordinary mailbox.

What did the black say when an asian knocked him out? Nothing, he was knocked out

have you seen Stevie Wonders house? Nope. oh well sorry for bothering you

What caused the Berlin Wall to come down? Gravity

A man who can't spell walks into an Arab.

Q: What is black, white, and red all over? A: A nun in a blender.

What has one eye, three arms and one leg? A really weird person.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple Finding multiple worms in your apple

Your mom is so fat that when she went to the Doctors, He said she was slightly over weight

Four homosexuals walk into a bar. They notice that there's only one stool left at the bar itself. They sat at a table with four chairs. They had a delightful time.

What's big, green, fuzzy, and will kill you if it falls out of a tree? A pool table

What can you eat that comes in all different flavors. Chex mix, I bet you thought it was women but its not its chex mix

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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