Knock, Knock. Who's there? Your mum. Your mum who? Dinner is ready, come down stairs.

A dog walked into the forest and saw a whale in a puddle

what can you give to a millionaire to make him happy? sex

want to hear a bird joke? no well, this is hawkward

What happens when you shoot a bear and you kill it? It dies.

whats the difference between a black guy, spook and a porch monkey? they are all stupid, stinky, n-i-g-g-e-r-s!

whats the difference of the mexican and the bench the mexicans alive

Why'd Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock! Knock! Who's there? Not Sally.

What do you do when life gives you lemons? Make some fucking lemonade.

DESERT

" Hey you have something on your face. " ( man speaking punches the guy he was talking to ) " It was pain."

What did the Catholic Priest say to Chris Hanson? Nothing. He attempted to flea, and was quickly taken down by law enforcement. He was then detained and processed and charged with Intent to commit statutory rape with a minor under the age of 14. He's still awaiting trial.

Why couldn't Bethany drive? She was 14.

what happens when 15 babies cross the street? well, some may be hit by cars. others will have to face the harsh life of reality.

A man walks into work and massacres 20 due to a mental illness.

Thumbs this up

Yo mommas so fat... that when it was rainning, she put on her rain coat and went outside, everyone was saying that the sun came up

- My grand mother died. - I'm sorry.... Did She died of old age ? - No, she got eaten by a giant worm.

black guy graduating high school

Roses are red. Violets are blue. Your moms face is turning purple. I'm coming for you.

whats the difference between a snail? - both legs are the same lenght, especially the left one.

Why was the boy sitting alone? Because all his friends died.

What would you rather do or drag a board?

meme

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