There's two bears in the shower. One bear says "pass the soap". The other bear says "no soap. Radio".

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what's the difference between a male and female skeleton? The jaw bone structure

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The patient says, "Give me the bad news first!" Doctor replies, "You've got AIDS." "Oh, no! What could be worse than that?" asks the patient. "You've also got Alzheimer's Disease." Looking relieved the patient says, "Oh...Well, that's not so bad. At least I don't have AIDS."

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What's large, green, and pissed off? The dumpster out back

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. It got hit by a bus.

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Behind every fat girl is a beautiful woman. No, seriously. Get out of the way.

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Your mother was a hamster, And your father smelt of ElderBerries!

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What did the passive-aggressive woman do to her husband? She killed him. As it turns out, the slight passive-aggressive behavior she was showing was actually an early warning sign of a dangerous sociopathic mental disorder. The authorities are looking for her as we speak and will have her institutionalized as soon as they find her.

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How come Hellen keller is blind and deaf? Cause she is a women.

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What did the doctor say to the camel with no hump? You're a horse.

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Steve: Hey ask me if Im a Pelican. Bob: Are you a pelican? Steve: YES.

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i don't get it...none of these are funny.

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How do you kill a blonde? Shoot her.

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When life gives you lemons, take them. Free shit is cool

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Q: What is the difference between a Ginger and a shoe? A: A shoe has a sole

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whats 2+2? math.

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What do you get if you cross a banana, a mango, and an apple? A smoothie

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why did your parents die? because I thought it was funny...

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Usually, the bad (anti) jokes are the ones that don't make you laugh. Sometimes you laugh "with" the joke, other times, you laugh at the joke itself because it is a paragon for human failure. The jokes on this website are not exempt from that rigid stipulation. However, it should be noted that all the "jokes" on this particular website are actually hilarious because of the latter reason delineated in the above paragraph. Additionally, this joke was created by a machine and thus the originator of this work is by no means able to learn from the process of trial and error and therfore can make myriad unfunny jokes without compromise.

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What do you call a mexican with a broom in his hand? a man who likes to keep his office at his own company clean

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what do you call a man with no legs? disabled.

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What time is it when an elephant sits on your car? 12:00

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Q: Why did Little Suzie fall off of the swing? A: She had no arms. Knock knock! Who's there? Not Little Suzie!

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What did the black say when an asian knocked him out? Nothing, he was knocked out

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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