OK. so a guy walks up to another guy and says hi. The other guy said nothing. The other guy said hi again. The guy said nothing The guy got really mad and slapppeed him across the face. Finally the man said PURPLE RABBID COMPUTER TREES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! and walked away while liking his blue brick.

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Why did the prostitute survive the gunshot? She was wearing a bulletproff vest.

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How many Jews can you fit in a Volkswagon? 2 in the front seat, 3 in the back.... and that's it because the holocaust never happened.

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Kid: knock knock Orphan: whos there? Kid: not your parents

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What's funnier than 24? 25

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Your Mom.

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whats the difference between a pizza and a Jew?... Nevermind, that was a stupid question.

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Why did the kid kid have no arms? A clown came and chopped them off.

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Do you want to hear a good knock knock joke? Okay, you start.

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A man walks into a bar and asks for a shot. The bartender says ok, then hands him a pistol, then the man shoots the bartender and kills him.

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Q: whats the fastest way to a woman's heart? A: A knife to the ribs...

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What's green has eight legs, and would kill you of it fell on you from the top of a tree? A Billiard table

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Who is the worst teacher ever? Mrs. Thompson

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im a dragon, no im not

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What do you call a Nazi in an airplane? Above sea level

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Why did the plane crash and everybody die on board? The plane crashed because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

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Why did Billy drop his ice cream?? He got hit by a truck.

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A man walks into a bar. I forgot the rest of the story but the punchline goes something something something something your mom is wwhore.

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A muslim gets on a plane. He is then flown to his destination.

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Why can't George Washington drive? Because he died!

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A buissnes man walks into a meeting and says hello i'm a buissnesman

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Duh, its red not ginger, like really really red... Not unlike my eyes, which is a bit of the reason I dye it., I also use colored contact lenses most of the time now.

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A horse walked into a bar, the bartender asked "Why the long face?" The horse did not reply, as it was a horse and did not speak English nor understand what the man had said, the horse then stumbled around the bar for a while, confused, before finding the exit and leaving.

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What do you call a bunch of black guys on mars? a problem What do you call 1 million black guys on mars? a bigger problem What do you call all the black guys on mars? a solution

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Anti Joke

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