- Anti Joke

10 people walk into a bar. 6 hours later, 3 more people walk into the bar. There are now 12 people in the bar, and one corpse in the dumpster out back.

The Christian prayed every night to God for a new bike. He kept it up for a year. Finally, he got a bike for his birthday.

Q - What is worse than a nerdy joke on anti-jokes with a lot of big words in it? A - Although I get scared when i see big words, the page long jokes are probably worse

How much cocaine has Charlie Sheen done? enough to put your health at risk

When's the best time to go to the dentist? There is no best time, it is based on personal opinion and depending whether or not you have a conflicting schedule

What's black and white and red all over? Two nuns in a chainsaw fight.

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the Batmobile? Get in the Batmobile.

A man walks into a bar and orders an alcoholic beverage. The bartender serves him and inquires about the man's day. The man says nothing, drinks his beverage, pays his tab and walks out.

Why did the irishman go to the bar? because he was a designated driver and was picking up his friend.

What's black and white and red all over? A mime that got hit by a train

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know. Chickens like to wander around.

What did the kid with no arms get for christmas? No one knows he hasn't been able to open his presents yet.

What's brown and sticky? The faeces of a glue stick.

Why i didn't bought the "Anti Joke The Book".. Because the joke in it aren't funny..

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Two guys walk into a bar.

Q: What's blue and fuzzy A: Blue fuzz

What's black and white and red all over? Colors

roses are red viloits are blue Bernard is hot but then i led to you

how did the tree fall on the woman? it didnt, trees dont grow in kitchens

A boy walks up to a girl and says "Do you like ice cream? Cuz I have a huuuuuge penis."

Knock knock! Who's there? Alzheimer's. Alzheimer's who? Knock knock!

Knock knock. Who's there? Cook Pu. Ok then. Kelvin Yang.