Why did the chicken cross the road? Becuase as a chicken its intulect this very low so walking in the middle of the street was it's 1st instest. Ther'for it crossed the road and made it to the other side safe. Now please don't ask me a stupid question like that again.

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whats worse than the holocaust? 2 holocausts. whats worse than 2 holocausts? i rotten banana. whats worse than a rotten banana? 2 rotten bananas.

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What do you do when a blonde throws a pin at you? Give her a time-out. Throwing sharp objects is not okay.

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Knock knock. *after waiting 30 seconds or so to no answer, the knocker concludes there is no one home and decides to go home to take his son to soccer practice and work on his taxes, and maybe call his mother to see how her foot surgery went* Who's there? Oh.. This is awkward, I forgot why I was here in the first place. I have to go. Bye.

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What happens when a black man falls out of a tree? He gets hurt.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms. Why didnt she get back up? She had no friends.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he obviously had to attend to his planned schedule which involved a meeting which was to take place on the opposite side of the road.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because seven, eight, nine.

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What's the difference between a rhino and a house cat? They look way different.

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obama

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A platypus walks into a bar, and was the only mammal in the building capable of laying an egg.

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s e m e n

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What's the difference between a pile of bricks and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a pile of bricks in my basement.

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When is your birthday? November 13 what year? every year

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this is not a joke

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The other day, I broke my snare drum.... I still haven't fixed it and am planning on doing so soon.

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What's worse than a murderer? Two murderers.

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Pen15

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-How old are you, Dick? -I'm 30 centimeters old

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Why could'nt the boy eat peanuts? Because if he did he would proceed to have an allergic reaction, his throat would swell up, he would go into analeptic shock and die.

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Why did sam and jolanda drop their pudding? They got hit by a flying tree.

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Whats Big, black, and in your moms underwesar? A snake that escaped from a pet store which is causing a lot of commotion in the local community. Meanwhile your mom is getting drilled by a big psycho who escaped the mental institution. JMM

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What does a black person use to chop a tree down? An Ask.

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Q: Why do Japanese people have eyes that look like they're stretched to the side of their head? A: When they are born, they come out head first, and their eyes are stretched to the side of their head and are stuck in that position due to the sticky, glue like substance found inside a woman's stomach.

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Anti Joke

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