- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: Why does my arm itch? A: I got bit on the arm by a mosquito

How do you survive a snow storm? Kill yourself

A blonde, a brunette and a red head engage in a discussion on World politics. The brunette says she would like to see politicians paying more attention to the environment. The red head says she would like to see improvements in the economy. The blonde says she has to poop.

What is orange and smells like a jewish cat. Nothing

Man 1:Doctor Doctor, I've got 59 seconds to live! Man 2: This is a chemist

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it's drivers license had been revoked for all of it's DWI's.

What's black and white and red all over? A mime lying in a pool of blood.

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Roses are red violets are orange......... Wait did I do that wrong?

The BCS

A horse walked into a bar, the bartender asked "Why the long face?" The horse did not reply, as it was a horse and did not speak English nor understand what the man had said, the horse then stumbled around the bar for a while, confused, before finding the exit and leaving.

Why was the boy's face red? He put his cat in a blender.

What did the Dragonfly say to the Mosquito? Nothing. He ate it.

Why did the man go to jail? He abused and later murdered his spouse.

Tom has 24 cupcakes Tom then ate 24 cupcakes what does Tom have? Diabetes Tom got diabetes

What happened to those who survived the attack on Hiroshima? They were killed in Nagasaki

A Duck walks into a bar and says to the bartender, "I'd like to buy some peanuts." The bartender says, "Sorry, we don't sell peanuts." The duck turns around and leaves.

She said no

A fish and a human had a conversation. The conversation was not interesting because fish can't speak and the human felt awkward.

what makes the world go round? An axis (just jokin, its COFFEE)

Whats horny and big A dick minus the big part!

What do you call a lazy good-for-nothing who can't succed at anything, steals your money, and who is unskilled in every way? A women

How much wood could the woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? A relatively small amount compared to the amount of trees in the world.

A man walks in to a bar and says "ouch."

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