Did you hear about Helen Keller's dog? Neither did she.

What did America get on the 11th September? 9/11

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Once upon a time there was a nice old man who loved to ride his bike... He unfortunately died when he had a heart attack.

what do you call a black man on a bike? a black man on a bike.

Knock-knock. Who's there? Me.

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Why is Islam the fastest growing religion? Because black people breed like rats.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

Why did the woman lie down? She was dead

Why does Danny work at the factory? Because Danny is in an substantial economic crisis, and doesn't have enough money to afford food for his 6 kids and wife. They will all most likely die soon, as his factory job will not provide enough money.

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Why did the lonely man stop talking? He was alone.

What's the difference between a whale and an elephant

Q: Why does an elephant have flat feet? A: From jumping out of trees

What's the difference between Sony and Kony? Sony is a company which produces electrical appliances and Kony is a Ugandan Warlord.

Two blondes were driving down the road. The blonde driving looks at her friend in the passenger seat and asks her to see if her blinker is working. So the blonde looks out the window and says, ''Yes. No. Yes. No.''

Your mama is so fat... Haha, that's a good joke.

How many kids with ADHD does it take to change a lightbulb? Wanna go bike riding?

Why did the boy cross the road He didnt he got hit by a car

Could switching to Geico really save you 15% or more on car insurance? Yes.

Why did the black guy get kicked out of school? Because he was poor academically.

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