- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Hey, you pee here? Yes, it's called a urinal

What do Michael Jackson and your family have in common? They're both dead.

Your mama's so poor, that it's hard for her to pay her bills.

You know what really grinds my gears? Shifting into "park" before my car's fully stopped.

Your mama's so fat that she killed herself because she was so depressed about her weight.

Q: How do you stop a rhino from charging? A: The construction of a steel-reinforced concrete wall will work in most instances, but for more resistant cases, the use of a high-impact titanium anti-rhino charging barrier is required.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it noticed that there may be foodstuffs on other side.

What's worse than the holocaust? 3,000,000 jews.

whose better then Sarah, Georgia and ellie NO ONE!!!!

Why doesn't a woman need a wrist watch? It is rapidly becoming outdated and most cellphones these days have the time, but if they like the style they are free to use one.

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was a registered six affender.

Your birth certificate is an apology letter from the condom factory.

What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Cheese

What's the worst place to land when parachuting off an airplane? A. In the middle of an ocean B. In a war zone C. Inside an active volcano D. In a justin beiber concert

what?

How many dead babies does it take to paint a wall? Depends on how hard you throw them.

Why were the kids screaming? They were being chased by a giant ferocious spiny lobster.

why did the chicken cross the road ask jake darby

Soccer...

What happens when a black man falls out of a tree? He gets hurt.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms. Why didnt she get back up? She had no friends.

Why did the chicken commit suicide? To get to the other side

Two olives are sitting on a table. One loses his balance and rolls off. The other calls down to it, "Oh my gosh, are you okay?" And the olive yells up, "No. I just rolled off a friggin table."

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