A man keeping specific track of time,eagerly waits for a punch line.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The holocaust.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

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if you dont like sponge bob refrences.......... THEN **DOLPHIN NOISE*** you

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what is black and green and red all over q: Nothing, you cant have 3 colors on the same surface

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--"Do you like impressions?" -Yeah! --"Why?" ................... --"That was Socr-ates."

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roses are red violets are blue im in class

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How do you make a dentist cry? Rape him in the ass.

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Joe Paterno walks into a police station.

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

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What did the Farmer say when he lost his tractor? "Wheres my tractor?"

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Whats Black and White and Red all over? A white boy who just got jumped, with sever bruises left lying in a pool of his own blood.

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Why did Michael Jackson became a white person? Because the society hates black people

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What's red and smells like cherries. Cherries

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yo mama so fat that when she jumped on her tempurpedic mattress the wine did spill

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Why did the quick brown fox jump in the lake? He did not see lake on the other side of the lazy dog.

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What's a black guys favourite thing to eat? Food.

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A straight black man walks into a gay bar.

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why couldn't the boy eat his oreo's? His sister ate it.

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Q: What is 2 + 2? A: Beastiality

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What do you call a man in a wheel chair? Stephen Hawking

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One day, John ate some food. He quickly realized he had an upsetting feeling in his stomach, so he stopped eating food and used the restroom. Then he drew a picture.

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Why couldn't the blonde fix the lightbulb? It was shattered.

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What do you get when you put white cheese in a blender and turn it on? White cheese.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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