- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Hey I just met? you and this is crazy I have alzheimers Hey I just met you

How many women's right's leaders does it take to change a light bulb? None. They can't change anything.

Can you answer one question for me? Yes Thank you

A dog and a bird are sitting in the front yard of a small suburban community. The bird turns to the dog and says nothing, because birds lack the ability to speak. The dog then reaches down and slowly consumes the bird before returning to his house.

why do you care?

Your mother is a stupid bitch. For real.

What do you get when you cross an orangatang with a grizzly bear? Nothing, they just walk past each other unless the bear eats the shit out of the monkey then feeds it to her cubs

crap!!

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How many dead babies does it take to screw in a light bulb? Because they're dead, they cant screw in a light bulb. Even if they were alive, it would be highly improbable that a baby could screw in a light bulb.

you'r mom is so fat that whenever she goes to the doctors, they are concerned about her cholesterol levels and high blood pressure.

can i have 10 pounds to go to the cinema?

how do you scare a mexican? You dress up as a bar of soap.

Your mom is so dumb that she doesn't get this joke

A dog walked into the forest and saw a whale in a puddle

Your momma is so fat that when she fell over, she couldn't get back up without help, and she probably got several bruises.

KNOCK! KNOCK! Who's there?! ... Ditched again!

what do you call a gay guy in a sleeping bag? a fruit roll-up. GET IT? because gay guys like fruit roll-ups.

Ask me if I'm a tree. Are you a tree? No.

What is funnier than onion gravy? Mushroom gravy.

A woman walking alone through a poor area of town. She is approached by a man who proceeds to mug her, rape her, and murder her.

What did the autistic child say to the doctor? Nothing. His condition is so severe that he is mute and may never talk for the rest of his life.

Why is Santa's sack so big? He has a malignant tumour on his testicle. We're all very worried about him.

Whats 2+2=? ?= CHICKEN

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