Q. What do you call 2 black men on a bike? A. Organised Crime

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The Pope

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How does the cow say cash i dont know ask him he is the cow.

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Why did the man rob a convenience store? Don't ask why, call the police! He could be robbing more stores!

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Do you believe this will change?

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your momma is so stupid it took her 2 hours to watch 60 minutes

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A woman went in the kitchen and made you a sandwich.

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Black Person Eating Fried Chicken

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the WNBA

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What do call a limbless man swimming? Dead.

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Knock Knock, Who's There? Come in. Come in who? Your mom

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knock knock who's there?

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Mum: Never put off for tomorrow what can be done today. Child: Oh, I was going to play video games tomorrow, so...

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Womans profesional lacrosse

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what?

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Your momma's so dumb, she had to spend an extra hour studying for her mathematics test.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the chicken was a metaphor.

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If life throws you melons, you might be dyslexic..

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Hi

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Roses are red violets are blue you're the middle child no one cares about you

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What's black and very long? The line-up at KFC.

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Why did little Suzie fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. A. Knock, Knock! B. Who's There? Not Suzie.

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Which came first, the chicken or the egg? According to the theory of evolution, chickens are descendent's of dinosaurs, meaning that a dinosaur laid an egg, eventually creating a chicken thus meaning that the egg came first.

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This is a sentence. This is also a senctence.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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