- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the one handed man cross the road? to get to the secondhand shop.

roses are red violets suck dick i need a wee

how many jews can you fit in a buick? six if you squeeze 4 in the back

roses are red, violets are red, a girl had her period in my garden.

How many licks does it take to get to the tootsie roll center of a tootsie pop? 124

Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

Where did Susie go in the bombing? Nowhere. Susie is the bomber.

Why did Suzie fall of the swing? Because she had no arms. Why did she fall of the second time? I pushed her.

What's black and very long? The line-up at KFC.

A man walks into a bar.....he then slips on an ice-cube and suffers massive trauma due to the fall. The owner is sued by the mans family and subsequently loses his business. He can no longer provide for his family. His wife is two weeks away from giving birth to their third child.

Three soldiers, one Japanese, one American, and one Italian were stuck in a desert. How did they escape? A rescue squad of thirty trained troops came down in a helicopter and brought them each to their respective homes except the Italian who was actually a Mafia boss so they put him in prison.

What came first the chicken or the egg? The chicken god made two of every animal

How many beavers can you fit in one paddling pool? None; it's probably very dangerous trying

What did the little boy want to be when he grew up? Dead.

Whats so funny? That kid has down syndrome

A Jewish man, black guy, and asian all walk into a bar. Can you guess which one got arrested? That's right, the criminal

Why is Keven's name spelled with an E Because his parents are black.

Whats white and sticky fluff

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple Not the holocaust

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Spanish Inquisition.

How do you stop a charging rhinocerous? Nuke africa.

Why was the bully in detention? He punched a fellow classmate.

Two aspies don't walk into a bar.

How do you kill a retard You give em a kinfe and ask who's special

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