Usually, the bad (anti) jokes are the ones that don't make you laugh. Sometimes you laugh "with" the joke, other times, you laugh at the joke itself because it is a paragon for human failure. The jokes on this website are not exempt from that rigid stipulation. However, it should be noted that all the "jokes" on this particular website are actually hilarious because of the latter reason delineated in the above paragraph. Additionally, this joke was created by a machine and thus the originator of this work is by no means able to learn from the process of trial and error and therfore can make myriad unfunny jokes without compromise.

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When life gives you lemons, take them. Free shit is cool

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What's the difference between a Mexican and a bench? The bench can support a family.

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A midget walks under a bar

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Why did the chicken cross the road Time for you to get a watch

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Am I a cat? No, I am a human; cat's cannot type.

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How do you fit 100 jews in a car? It wouldn't work.. Nevermind.

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A man goes into a bar. What are mangos doing in a bar?

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What's worse than stepping on chewing gum A clown throwing bricks at orphans

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What animal has four legs and one hand? Happy rottweiler

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who's that hot blonde at the disco? your mother.

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I TOOK A STEAMING SHIT ON YOUR MOM

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What's worse than a 15 year old getting hit by a car? Adam Johnson

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Q: What did Batman say to Robin when he noticed he had lost his belt? A: Robin! Q:What did Robin respond? A: Yes?

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple Finding multiple worms in your apple

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In Soviet Russia, millions of innocents died due to the oppression.

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Ass ass ass ass ass ass ass ass ass ass...! I said "ass" a lot, sorry for the language

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What do you call a gay dog? Steve

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An Irish man walks into his home and orders a drink.

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So, a bulldozer rolls into a bar, there is no bar now.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Your family is dead, I killed them.

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What did the father say to his gay son? "Finish your homework."

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My nigga so racist he killed a man cause he was white.

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What do you call two banana's on someone's feet? Garbage.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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