What's the difference between basketball and an elephant? One's a sport and one's a large African animal.

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue I thought I was ugly But then I met you

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What is a person who can hold there breath for an hour? Dead

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What has two legs but can't walk? A quadriplegic man who lost mobility in his legs due to a horrific logging accident.

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What did Helen Keller name her dog? Well i would imagine one of various names for a domesticated animal and she would choose the name based on her likes towards nature or an element of nature, being the educated individual she i would think she may name it base on a person of importance, such as an author or maybe a writer that inspires her.

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

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Police Officer: Please step out of the car, sir Jimmy: Xbox...

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TEAM Together Everyone Argues More

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Q: What did the peanut say to the shell? A: Its dark in here.

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Doris was putting up Christmas lights when he noticed the bulb's suddenly came on. He was puzzled at first, as he hadn't plugged them in. He climbed down the ladder and found that it was his son, Robby who had plugged the lights in.

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Two men are sitting on a park bench discussing the anatomy of goats. Where is Bertha? Teaching the principals of mathematics to blind orphins in Moscow, Russia.

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roses are red violets are blue I forogt what I was doing where am I?

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Why did the cow have a pain in his stomach. It has testicular cancer.

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What do you get if you buy a big mac with a ten pound note? Change.

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What has sand and an ocean? A picture of a beach.

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A white guy, a black guy, and a spanish guy jump off a building. They all die on impact and their families mourn their loss for years to come.

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Why did the man cross the road? To attend his wife's funeral.

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A man walked into a bar because he worked there.

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What starts with F and ends with Uck? F U C K

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Q: A boy went to 7-11 and bought Coke instead of 7up. Why? A: I don't know

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why did the monkey fall out of the tree? because it was dead why did the dog fall out of the tree? because it was attached to the monkey

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What did John the accountant do when he saw a flying dog, He woke up from a wonderful dream and started his day

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A guy walks into a bar with a watermelon under his shirt. The bartender asks what is under his shirt. He says, a watermelon.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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