- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q:whats comes back to life and says RAR A;jesus

Ever heard of the dumb blonde joke? You probably wouldn't get it.

Bob: You need to push harder? Tom: Oh wow what a coincidence, that is what my wife said last night. They laugh about the irony of the situation and then return to the task at hand

What is white and stands in the corner? A refridgerator who has been very bad...

An apple a day keeps a check next to the "I ate an apple today" box on my "what I did today" daily checklist.

What would you rather do or drag a board?

Once there was an ugly barnacle. He was so ugly that everyone died. The end.

Strawberries!

Q: Do you know what really makes me smile? A: Facial Muscles.

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what do you call a fish with no eyes? fsh

Knock Knock Who's there? F F who? F you.

Hi Jacob You cool

Why did the German Constitutional Court issue Decision 2 BvR 1390/12 on September 12, 2012? Because they wanted to refuse the request for a temporary injunction in regards to the European Stability Mechanism!

There are two muffins in an oven. The first muffin says, "Is it just me, or is it getting hot in here?". The second one says, "Hey, look! A talkin' muffin!".

A man walks into a bar...... He then wakes up in a hospital. along with a large bruise on his forehead.

Why did the boy go to the hospital? He didn't. Unfortunately the gunshot wound severely injured the boy and he was unable to be revived in time to survive.

YOUIR MAMA IS SO UGLY THAT SHE MIGHT WANT TO LOOK INTO PLASTIC SURGERY TO BETTER HER APPEARENCE

A man walks outside and walks back in. Why? Because it was raining purple unicorns and he felt the need to go back inside.

Why wasn't my T.V. on? Because I didn't have a remote.

What really puts a kick into both my life and the lives of others around me? My leg(s) of which recieves messages from a sophisticated bundle of "wires" in my cranium that enables it to act at all.

why did the gay person cry? he was said that he couldn't marry his boyfriend.

How do you kill half of Mexico? You use nuclear weapons in major cities.

Many people of many races do many things every day.

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