A horse walks into a bar. Being unable to comprehend human emotion, he shits all over the floor.

Iggy Azalea

How many Asians did it take to screw in a lightbulb? 1 Asians are just like every one else

whats worse than the holocaust? 2 holocausts. whats worse than 2 holocausts? i rotten banana. whats worse than a rotten banana? 2 rotten bananas.

Why can't Mich Jackson draw a perfect circle? Because he's dead.

Knock Knock Who's there? *silence* Silence Who?

What did the little boy order at Burger King? He ordered a burger and wiped his booger on the counter.

Dyslexic devil worshippers sell their souls to Santa

UNICORNZ R PURPUL

Two blondes are on opposite sides of a lake. One blonde yells to the other, "How do you get to the other side?" "You are on the other side," the other blonde yells back.

What has four legs and one arm? An attack dog in a daycare.

A blonde, a redhead and a brunette was stranded on a deserted island. A genie appeared and said nothing, because genies doesn't exist

YA MAM, is a very nice person

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know.

1. Whats the difference between an orange? 2. Finish your sentence asshole.

What does a witch put food in? A lunchbox

what did the bee do when bill tried to slap it it stung bill and died.

knock knock. Who's there? The delivery man.

Q: What do you call a kid with no arms and an eye patch? A: His name.

why did the nazi eat the jew? He didn't

what did the girl who's father was murdered do at her wedding? not have a father daughter dance.

How do you make a mimer to speak? Shot him in both knees and cut of he's ear

Why was the boy in hospital? He fell off the bus and was run over by many cars.

What's black, white, and red all over? An ovulating mulatto woman.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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