what's the difference between "rita , sue and bob too ," and rocky II ? rocky II is about boxing

why did the polar bear bury his face into snow? because he saw the 241543903 post and wanted to join in so he used a portal gun to teleport his head into some guy's freezer.

Whats green and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you? A golf course

Roses are brown, Violets are brown, Stop shitting in my garden

What did the robot say to the centipede? Stop being a centipede. (do you get it cause the robot has no arms)

The BCS

what does gum eat ? gum you idiot!

What's worse than Bieber fever? Yellow fever.

What do Japan and Haiti have in common? They are both islands.

Why does 1 + 1 = 2? ....seriously P

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have a dead moose, In my basement.

what did the wall say to the floor? nothing interior structure supports do not talk

Knock Knock! Well come on in!

Why do gay guys like push pops? Because they are a delicious lollipop treat.

What's so good about being Swiss? Well.... The flag's a big plus

why did the man leave the restaurant? because he was done with his meal

What lumpy and pointy? A horny woman with breast cancer

Q: what do you call a muslim driving a plane? I don't know A: 9/11

why did justin fuck alice and maliyah to have fun

1912, the titanic sinks, 1913 ww1 starts, 1939, ww2 starts, 1954, the vietnam war starts, 90's, cold war. wow! the 20th century sucked.

THIS IS an anti-joke.

I would rape her

A cup of ranch walks into a lemon

A homosexual walks into a church

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