Q: Why do people post the same anti-joke a bajillion times in a row? A: Because they are stupid ass holes with absolutely no life.

what do all 21 year olds have in common? there all 21

how many horses does it take to piss on a cat 17 beccause rape isnt real in somalia

What do you call a black guy flying an airplane? A pilot.

What happens to the man with cancer He dies Because the pharmaceutical company wanted to profit off a synthetic drug equal to marijuana

What do an elephant and grapes have in common? They both have a trunk...except for the grapes

What do you say if you see your TV floating in the middle of the night? Wow, I need to lighten up on the acid.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 ate a dude's face.

Mac: Hi, I'm a Mac! PC: And I'm a PC. Steve Jobs died.

Why was the old man on the floor? He fell

A black man walks into a bar. His parents were immigrants from South Africa.

What do you call a smart blond? There aren't any so there shouldn't be a name for it.

Why is the sky blue? Because it is.

What do you call a box with a dead Jew in? A coffin.

The eighties called They were pretty exited about inventing a telephone that can call the future

Q: What's the biggest difference between a black man and a white man? A: Their skin color.

Whats worse then losing your phone? The Holocaust

Meh, I dont want it anymore! You can have it.

A pig and an elephant walk into a bar. But the pig doesn't even make it into the bar because the mentaly insane elephant ate him. Ouch

Q: Whats the difference between a Chicken and Your Mom? A: I dont eat the chicken

A blonde, a redhead, and Asian are talking. They are friends.

Why did the woman make a sandwich? Because she was hungry.

Whats brown and sticky? A stick

Whats worse then Justin Bieber? It's a trick question, there's is nothing worse than her

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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