Knock Knock. Who's There? Billy. Oh, come on in. You could have just knocked on my door or rang doorbell without saying "Knock Knock" though, that's kind of childish.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. It got mercifully trampled by a nearby 18 wheeler.

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A man walks into bar and orders a drink. The bartender says " Hey I saw a bunch of men coming in and out of your house while you were on vacation last week." The man replied " I know. That's because my wife is a prostitute."

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How do you make a blonde stupid as hell. Give birth to it

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How do you drown a fish? You can't , it is physically Impossible to drown a fish. because they have gills, so they are able to breathe underwater.

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Whats the difference between a dead cat and a woman. The cat had a life.

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A black guy stands outside the Tigers stadium with a cigar and tries to sell tickets... noone buys them... I have a comlplete raging boner and I'm gonna go beat off!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He was uneducated and was not aware of the dangers of streets in heavily populated cities.

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A man walks into a bar. His alcohol dependency is tearing his family apart.

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Knock, knock -Who's there? Help -Help who? Im dying of lukemia

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A mama cow was sitting in the barn with her 3 babies. The first baby cow goes "Mom, why did you name me Daisy?" "Because a Daisy landed on your head when you were born" The second calf goes "Mom, why did you name me Rose?" "Because a Rose petal landed on your head when you where born." The third calf says "Aasdfghoiuytfghjkuiy" The mom replies "Shut up brick"

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Chicken eats your pie filled with monkey guts!!

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Knock knock? Who's there? To. To who? To WHOM.

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How do you finish your homework? Get your dog to eat it.

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Why did the n i g g e r steal money? because he was black! and wanted a KFC thanksgiving! :)

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Your mom is so fat, that when she went to the doctor, the doctor told her she had Type II Diabetes.

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What do you call a black man in court? A lawyer.

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Obama

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Why didn't Anne Frank answer the door? Because it was the German SS.

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What's Worse Than Unripened Fruit? Crippling Depression.

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Bill: My brother died on 9/11 Steve: Oh, I'm so sorry to hear that. Was he in one of the towers? Bill: Both. Steve: Both? Bill: He was in one tower when the first plane hit, so he ran over to warn everybody in the other tower and while he was in the other tower, he died of AIDS. Steve: LOL Bill: Quit your laughing, Steve, and make sweet, sweet love to me! Steve: It would be my pleasure! (While Bill and Steve made sweet, sweet love on that park bench, little did they know that a hundred miles away in a beautiful Los Angeles home, actor Jeff Goldblum was making himself a turkey sandwich...not too much mayo...just the way he likes it.)

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What do you call an Arab flying a plane? A pilot.

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What is worse than having sex with a dead baby in front of it's mother? Not a lot.

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Why did god smite the homosex man with all of heavens wrath? For shits and gigs.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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