How did the family of Cubans get to Florida? They flew first class from their home in upstate New York.

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Do you have emotional issues, ever have a really bad day and just wanna talk call this number (402-314-5287) < N1GGER

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What is funny and has three legs? Not the Holocaust.

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Why do guys love to wrestle? They like to have physical contact with other men.

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Knock Knock? Who's There? Michael Jackson. Michael Jackson who? Shut up and give me ma dam candy women!

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why did the cow eat the seahorse/ because my shift keys are broken1

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Why did the girl go to the hospital? Her brother dared her to jump off the second story roof of their house...

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what do you call a gay guy Ej

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Knock knock Who's there? The mailman The mailman who? The MAILMAN The MAILMAN who? I'm the Fu*king mailman now here's your MAIL!

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There once was a man from Nantucket who had an affinity for wicker furniture.

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What did Osama bin Laden say to the Navy SEALS? Nothing. There was insufficient time to hold a conversation before they shot him in the face.

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What's sad about an old black woman being hit by a Porsche? She was my third grade English teacher, and had a huge impact upon my life.

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Why did the chicken cross the street? I would rather live in a world a chicken's motives would not be questioned.

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Lol! Why you wanna know?

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ask me if i'm a tree are you a tree? No.

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A guy says a joke. It was not funny

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What's worse than getting Ebola? Nothing

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Greg told a joke. It wasnt funny...

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roses are red violets are blue you know what? im sick and tired of this joke.

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What's worse than scraping your knee? Getting raped mercilessly by Ronald McDonald.

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Why are females bad drivers? Because it is hard to drive with pots and pans.

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so a horse walks into a bar right, and he goes up to the bartender, and the bartender being a smartass says why the long face(get because hes a horse), and the horse says his wife is dying of lung cancer, child services are taking his kids away , and im addicted to crack and that is why i have a long face the bartender then gives him the next round for free and the the horse dies of alchohol poisoning

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One day, 2 people were gonna fight after school and then the final bell rung. Everyone gathered in the bathroom to watch the fight. The challenger asks the opponent, "Hey whats that one thing you say when you let the other person win?" then the opponent says, "I give up?" The opponent yells, "I win!"

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What do you call a fat person with no friends? An individual who is over the expected weight of a person their age, who finds themselves disliked by people in their s surroundings, possibly due to their weight problem, but also it may be because of any personality defects they may have, or they simply may prefer to be alone.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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