Have you heard the joke about the Swedish surgeon who found a frog in his patient's stomach? Yes, you've told me it before.

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Where do astronaut cows go? Nowhere. There's no such thing as an astronaut cow.

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Whats big red and eats rocks? A big red rock eater.

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What did the nazi say to the jew? im gay

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Roses are red Violets are blue We cant have sex I have ED

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What did the man on the beach say to Michael Jackson? I thought you were dead.

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What is worse than eating shoxy poulet.? Nothing

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Little girl and a pedofile walk into the woods at night. Little girl says, "mr pedofile im scared" pedofile responds " you think your scared? i have to walk out of here alone."

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Q- Who is the life of the party? A- hannah schane

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A white man and a black man were walking down the street. The black borrowed the white man's phone to make a quick call when an incoming call came in. The black man, while trying to hand the phone back, says, "Here, it's your Dad." The white man replies, "No, that's my phone." Amazed at how uneducated the black man was.

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A guy walks into a bar what does he say? OW.

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Q: Why did the bird fall out of the tree? A: It was dead Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: It was stapled to the bird

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Why couldn't Helen Keller see or hear? She was blind and deaf.

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Give a man a fish, feed him for a week. Teach a man to fish, he'll starve to death. Provide this man a fishing rod, and now finally you're doing something helpful.

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Fox News.

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Joe used to always talk about his family and his two wonderful kids Joe can no longer talk to or about his family because his smoking habits have gotten out of control

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Why is limety snicket a kike pussy? cuz will ferrell shit in his asshole

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A family's house was possessed by ghosts causing them great fear and discomfort. Who are they gonna call? A real estate agent.

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Do dead Elves know it's Xmas ?

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A neutron goes into a bar and asks the bartender, "How much for a beer?" The bartender, millions of times larger than the infinitesimally small subatomic particle, does not hear his question and so does not reply.

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After the haitian revolution, Haiti lived happily ever after, Until god smited them with a devastating natural disaster

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How do you stop a bus? Press the brakes

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Q: How does a chicken get to work? A: A chicken does not go to work. Chickens can not legally be employed for any position in any country as they are chickens, are not human, and do not posses any prerequisites required to be hired for any existing employable position.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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