I tried to call my friend in Haiti. It went straight to vibrate.....

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What happened to Emma? I raped her!

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A guy asked his Girlfriend to marry him. She said Hey! a Dump Truck! and the mental Boyfriend forgot all about the Proposal and was amazed by the Dump Truck.

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Blonde: "What does IDK stand for?" Brunette: "I don’t know." Blonde: "OMG, nobody does!"

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Q: What did the guy with glasses say to the guy without glasses? A: Dude your not wearing glasses.

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How many ADD kids does it take to change a light bulb? Wanna ride bikes?

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what is black and green and red all over q: Nothing, you cant have 3 colors on the same surface

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That is so sweet of you, for a moment I thought I had said something that might have insulted you, but then again, considering the length of the message I see why it took so long.

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What's better than winning the Special Olympics? Having legs.

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Why was the 2-year-old girl found dead in the swamp? Her mom was Casey Anthony.

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How do you shoot a basketball? With your hands

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A black man, an arabic man, and a hispanic man are all in a car, who is driving? The black man.

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What was the pirate's favorite letter W

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How do you make bread out of corpses? You don't. You grow it with bread seeds.

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How do you make a Jew cry? You kill all of their friends and family members.

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Why did the blonde walk into the wall? I lied it was nathaniel nugnes

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What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? A Jew is a person who adheres to the Jewish faith and claims a cultural or ancestral connection to the Jewish people, and a pizza is an oven-baked, flat, disc shaped bread usually topped with tomato sauce and mozzarella and then a selection of meats, depending on taste and culture.

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69 :)

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Whats red and smells like cherries? Cherries

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a little boy takes his lacrosse stick to his mom and says "hey mom this is bob" the mom says "hi bob" and she says to her son "does bob say hi back?" and the boy says "no mom. hes a lacrosse stick."

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a black kid goes and gets some cereal and spills some flower on him self and he goes to his grandma and says look grandma i`m white and then she slaps him he goes to his grandpa and says look grandpa i`m white and then he slaps him and then he goes to his mom and then says look mom i`m white and then she slaps him then he goes to his dad and then says dad i`ve been white for 20 minutes and i all ready hate yall nigas

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There was a dog walking down the street with his GF. The dog can have a GF and can talk because this is an anti joke. Then the dog broke up with his GF because he was unhappy with her scent. Dogs are weird that way. Then, sobbing, he saw something through the blur of his tears. The county fair was open! Elated, the dog ran to the fair and waited n the ticket line for a long time. He waited so long, he almost exploded. Once he got to the end, he reached in his coat pocket (yeah, the dog is wearing a coat. It's cold), and found no wallet. FUUUUUUU! By the time he got back, the fair was closed for the day. The next time he came back, he had a hard time getting through the line. When he did, he raced to the ferris wheel. Halfway up, the ferris wheel stopped. CWAP! The neckst daey, thee dwawg whent two the ferries weele and went up. Yay. At the top, he saw his house! there was a chicken crossing the road. WTF? Why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side. Phuck yeah.

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Your mom is such a slut she had sex with your dad on the very first night of their marriage!

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A man walks into a bar. ouch.

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