If quizzes are quizzical, what are tests? A question and answering session of information used to test knowledge of a specific idea or person.

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your mammas so poor she is probably going die in a few days of starvation

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What did the "gangster" looking black guy ask the white guy he approached randomly on the street? "Excuse me sir, are you aware of the injustices done toward the jewish community that has been the decline of western society since the reclamation proclamation?"

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How do you call a dog with no legs? You can't call it, you have to go and pick it up.

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why did ryan go to bed? because he is a growing boy and need it to keep in line for his study's i lied about him sleeping hes dead he was abducted

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Yeah, so I was partially right when I assumed that you joined the feds in order to make sure the past would not repeat itself huh? The underground society never broke a simple rule, a single law, it simple grew from a bunch of dopeheads, to people capable of creating nuclear weapons... Just a matter of speaking of course.

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Why did the kid tell yo mama jokes to insult other kids? His mom had just committed suicide due to depression caused by the kid's bad habits.

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Q: Why did the prostitute have no arms? A: Because she was an amputee.

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Your Momma's so ugly, she went to the grocery store, and went she got out of her car, people said, "You're ugly."

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A daring man once said "Here goes nothing!" Anddd nothing happened.

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Two men walk into a bar. They get drunk.

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I THINK I SEE BIGFOOT O is yo mom!! -____-

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When Josh moran was born he was thrown up in the air three times and was caught twice.

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A gay man came out 5 years ago, he also has not heard his farts since... He lost his ears in a boating accident that same year

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WWII veteran screamed! "You damn yellow monkey" "But sir......my fur is brown!" Replied the monkey.

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As friend of mine recently told me that he knew my deepest darkest secret. When I asked him what it was, he said that I was too emotionally unstable, and that I would never be ready to settle down. I killed him.

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What do you call a dog with no legs? It doesn't matter what you call it, he isn't coming. Posted By: Lram

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Ron Paul for President!

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Why was the Indian at the casino? He had a gambling addiction.

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This is apparently the only way to get to the "under review" section.

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(read this aloud): A man walks into a bar with a giraffe. Him and the giraffe order multiple shots and get hammered. The giraffe on the other hand can't hold his liquor so well, and ends up passing out on the floor of the bar. The man decides to leave him there and take off. On his way out, the bartender yells, "Hey, you can't just leave that lyin' there!" and the man says, "It's not a lion, it's a giraffe!"

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Yd the chicken cross the road? To SAVE THE WORLD

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what did the girl who's father was murdered do at her wedding? not have a father daughter dance.

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Why did the kid eat so much ice cream? Because he wanted to eat ice cream.

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