- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's green and has wheels? A green car.

What do you call a bunch of black guys on mars? a problem What do you call 1 million black guys on mars? a bigger problem What do you call all the black guys on mars? a solution

Why did the woman leave the kitchen? Because she was dead.

What did the midget get for Christmas? A new watch and a gift card for Applebee's.

Shoulda had a V8 ...or not because I am severely allergic to tomato's.

Why dont you ever see black people at night? Because the majority of people sleep during the night, including the african americans

Men don't cum twice easily. That's why Jesus hasn't been around for awhile.

Where does Osama bin Laden do his shopping? He doesn't, he's dead.

Why didn't Charlie Sheen lose? Because he's always winning.

What do you call a Nazi in an airplane? Above sea level

Kid: knock knock Orphan: whos there? Kid: not your parents

Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was a registered sex afender

What is a black guy's favorite hobby? Stamp collecting.

Q: What do you call a black hitchhiker? A: A hitchhiker

Nock Nock It's open.

Roses are red, violets are blue, I slipped you some roofies You'll be out in a few

A man walks into a bar and asks for a shot. The bartender says ok, then hands him a pistol, then the man shoots the bartender and kills him.

Have you heard about the Polish kamikaze pilot? No, you haven't, because it would be historically and culturally incorrect.

Whats worse than an offended chicken walking around with a squirrel stapled to its back? A crusty old man with hepatitis peeing on 10 babies.

Why is 6 scared of 7? Because 7 is right behind 7 and he's naked.

-if you're American in the kitchen, British in the living room, what are you in the bathroom? -in the bathroom.

What did the feminist say to the CIS white male? I respect you as a person.

Aodhan peanut head Hearty

An asian, mexican, and a black guy walk into a bar, and the bartender says, "get the hell out"

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