was michael jackson black or white? how many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie poop? the world will never know

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GONNA

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To warn people on the other side that the sky was falling Why did the cow cross the road? Cause he had madcow disease Why did Chuck Norris cross the road? Cause he's Chuck Norris Why did the Mexican cross the road? He was on his way to America Why did the black man cross the road? He was just running to his car you racist.....after he had robbed the bank Why did the horse go to the other side of the field? He liked green grass

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So I took this girl into my room we got in bed, We got under the covers and.... We had a rather delightful game of scrabble.

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What did the cowboy say to the skunk? You smell.

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How many unicorns does it take to change a light bulb? 17. 11 if its Tuesday.

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If you rape a prostitute is it shop lifting?

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Why did the boy cross the road He didnt he got hit by a car

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So this guy comes into a bar... Jizz eveywhere.

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Where do black people ride bicycles? In the Pedestrian Zone.

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What is green and is a dub dub. A green dub dub.

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Unless you yourself put you trough that pain and misery, you have no reason to dislike or flee from who you are.

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roses are red violets are blue im in class

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How many wooden chairs can a black man staple to a whales forehead? 27 because Helen Keller does not like blueberries.

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What is funny and has three legs? Not the Holocaust.

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Why did Alice fail Maths? Because everybody else was Asian.

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How do you stop a clown from laughing? You hit it in the face with an axe.

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Whats funny about the Holocaust? Absolutely nothing considering millions of people perished and you people think its funny!

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A Palestinian woman asks a man for directions. She is promptly stoned to death.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It wanted to.

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woman's rights

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no, ten dead babies nailed to ten dead babies.

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Whats gayer than driving a prius Buttsex

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Why was six afraid of seven? Seven looked angry and had a gun.

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