A horse walks into a bar and the bartender asks "Why the long face?" The horse replies, "I have AIDS".

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What do you call Michael? A homosexual person who is nice, however he is still gay.

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why did the man leave the restaurant? because he was done with his meal

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a man walks into a bar he got hurt

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every 60 seconds in africa a minute passes

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Have you heard the deaf guitarist? He's really good.

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A man is lonely and calls a hooker. She goes to his house, pleasures him, and then demands 42 million dollars. The man shoots the whore and throws her body into a river.

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I saw a coin one day but never picked it up. It was still there the next day and then the day after that when it was still there I saw a girl being sick on it...

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Knock, Knock Who's there? Minecraft!

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Q: What game will Helen Keller always win? A: Marco Polo. She is a fast swimmer.

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What did the duck say to the moose? Quack

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Q: What do you call a dog after the dentist? A: A dog.

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What was the pirate's favorite letter W

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How do you make bread out of corpses? You don't. You grow it with bread seeds.

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A black man, an arabic man, and a hispanic man are all in a car, who is driving? The black man.

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How do you shoot a basketball? With your hands

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I tried to call my friend in Haiti. It went straight to vibrate.....

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Q: How many babies does it take to paint a house. A: Depends on how hard you throw them.

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Q: Why can't Helen Keller have a baby? A: Because she is dead. ...I IS HORNY!

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What happened to Emma? I raped her!

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What did Helen Keller say to the leper? Buaaaaguuuhloo

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Why did the blonde walk into the wall? I lied it was nathaniel nugnes

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How do you make a Jew cry? You kill all of their friends and family members.

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Whats red and smells like cherries? Cherries

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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