What did the lonely old man get on valentines day? Nothing, because his wife died of cancer two years ago.

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Knock Knock Who's there? I don't know Then why should I care I don't know

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I'm trying to see from Adam Fantuzzi's point of view but i cant stick my head that far up my arse Daniel

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What kinds of children go to heaven dead ones

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What do you call a black guy driving a Mercedes through New York? A U.S. Citizen

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What happened to the cat that fell in the bath? It jumped out feeling cold and embarrassed.

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What do you call a hot underaged girl. off limits i am her father.

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Why did the man bring the computer to the doctor because it had a virus

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how many boys does it take to use 4 computers? 4.

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If i could rearrange the alphabet, i'd put my penis in your mouth

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1 man walks up to a tiger and eats cheese toast with brownies and butter and wonders about the stars the end james

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two guys walk into a bar. the third guy ducks

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Your mother is so fat........... that she is morbidly obese and is at severe risk for diabetes and other weight related diseases.

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knock knock whose there the hospital staff your mom just died of AIDS

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Two fish are swimming and hit a cement wall. One fish says Dam.

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do want to hear a joke? Women's rights

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Why did the prostitute survive the gunshot? She was wearing a bulletproff vest.

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What did the african american ninja say to the jewish bartender? Can I have a beer?

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How many WOMEN does it take to change a light bulb? YOU ALREADY KNOW ITS GONNA BE MORE THAN ONE!

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The nurse at a hospital came out of the delivery room and chucked the baby down the hall to the father. The dad starts crying and the nurse starts laughing and said, "It's ok, it was already dead."

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Doctor, Doctor, I feel like there's two of me! There's not. Your long lost twin died of terminal cancer.

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Communism, Capitalism and an Irish man walk into a bar. Communism says, “I’ll buy the drinks but I require your complete obedient consent.” Capitalism says, “No I’ll buy the drinks but I require that you pay me back with interest” and the Irish man says “No I… I don’t feel very well at all… Oh shite I’ve got the bloody runs!” He then proceeds to shit myself.

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Q: Why did Sally not like her trip to Hawaii? A: A volcano erupted and killed her whole family.

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Roses are red Violets are blue The sky is blue too

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