What you reading? reading?

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Why dont you ever see black people at night? Because the majority of people sleep during the night, including the african americans

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What clicks when its out of lead ? A gun Why was the little black boy crying ? He ran out of that grape drank How do you make a dead baby float ? You take your foot of its head How do you know when your life is over ? When you start watching Twilight What is blue and sticky ? Blue Stick What do you get when you mix a dog and a cat ? Shit

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Why are rich people so rich? they're not poor.

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Why didn't Charlie Sheen lose? Because he's always winning.

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What is Debbie short for? She has no legs.

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Stephen Hawkings viewed porn as a child

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I slipped and fell in the shower today. Good thing my dad caught me

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What do birds need when they are sick? Most wild animals die when they are sick. However, they can sometimes be nursed back to health with special food and electrolyte solutions in special animal rehabilitation centres.

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Why did the monkey fall out the tree, He was dead

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Q: What do you get when you stand a blonde on her head? A: HORSE DICK

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Why can't we see the wind? Because no one likes you...

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A horse walks into a bar, and a man says "Hey, why the long face?" The horse calmly turns to him and replies, "Because I'm a horse you drunk moron."

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Your momma's so stupid that she was declared mentally retarded by her doctors.

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I hate all races.. Especially the 400 meter sprint

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have 5 fingers The middle one is for you

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Doctor, Doctor, I feel like there's two of me! There's not. Your long lost twin died of terminal cancer.

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"Hey, why won't you let me through?" "These tickets are fake." "No they aren't. LOOK OVER THERE!" The guard turns around, and then turns back. Minorly inconvenienced, he arrests the man immediately, upon which he is sent to jail and anally raped multiple times.

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Knock Knock! Who's there? The doorbell repair man.

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Why was the boy's face red? He put his cat in a blender.

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What's the difference between a woman with an IQ of 160, and a man who is mentally challenged? Although being a much easier potential victim, no one has raped the mentally challenged man.. yet.

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if life gives you lemons, you have some lemons

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Knock knock. Whose there? Not my house so not my problem. Frankly, I don't give a shit.

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Theres a man with 2 eyes.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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