- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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roses are red, violets are blue, i have Alzheimer's, CHEESE ON TOAST

whats black and white and black and white and black and white and black and white and black and white and black and white and black and white? a penguin rolling down the hill. what black and white and laughing? the penguin that pushed him.

i am iron man running over fat kids in my van

Why did the monkey fall off the tree? It died.

Roses are red Violets are blue get down or i will shoot

Why did the shark put on a dress? She was getting ready for prom.

There where ducks sitting in the bath One Duck truns to the other an says "could you pass me the soap" The other duck truns and replies "dont call me toast"

"Hey, why won't you let me through?" "These tickets are fake." "No they aren't. LOOK OVER THERE!" The guard turns around, and then turns back. Minorly inconvenienced, he arrests the man immediately, upon which he is sent to jail and anally raped multiple times.

Knock Knock! Who's there? The doorbell repair man.

What's the difference between a woman with an IQ of 160, and a man who is mentally challenged? Although being a much easier potential victim, no one has raped the mentally challenged man.. yet.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have 5 fingers The middle one is for you

1: What do you call your car door when it's opened slightly? 2: I don't know. What? 1: Ajar! 2: A jar? 1: No. Ajar. 2: But it's a door. 1: Just forget it.

I DON'T KNOW WHAT WE'RE YELLING ABOUT!!! LOUD NOISES!!!

Why didn't Billy have legs? Because he's a fish.

Why did the dog kill the fish? He had no reason, he just wanted fish. What, you thought he had like, a vendetta? pssh your crazy

Lady Gaga didn't have anything to wear to the playboy party.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it's drivers license had been revoked for all of it's DWI's.

How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? Well, there is no way to accurately estimate this number being that 1.woodchucks in fact do not chuck wood and 2. there is no time frame given for said action to take place

knock knock who's there? Andrew Oh hey Andrew come on in!

What did the martian say to the other martian when he saw a fire hydrant? "Hey look, I found a fire hydrant!"

This anti-joke below is hilarious.

Q: How much does it cost to have 50cent and Nickleback perform together? A: 45 cents, because its 50 cents, and you get a nickle back

Did you know Hellen Keller Had a pony neither did she

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