What's the difference between a watermelon and a baby? One is fun to hit with a bat and the others a watermelon

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A: Ask me if I'm a tree. Q: Are you a tree? A: No.

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What has one eye but cannot see? A brick with an eye drawn on it

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Why is jim retarded? Because he fucks chickens

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What's better than four dead babies in one trashcan? Nothing. Those babies could have grown up to be new heads of state or even the doctor who discovers the cure for cancer.

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Why? Whats wrong?

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What's worse than 10 dead babies nailed to 10 trees? 1 dead baby nailed to 10 trees.

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What do you call a kid with no arms and an eye patch? Names! *ba dum chzz*

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watashi no namae wa ramune desu

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Turn around.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding an apple-sized tumor in your colon

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Q Why was the boy sad A he wasnt sad he was dead and therefore had no emotional feelings

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Knock, knock. *answers door*

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why did the girl say what's up. she wanted to know what they were doing

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Your all fags

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roses are red violets are blue your sister is pretty what happend to u??

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What is funnier then 25 9/11

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I am a n1gger.

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Grammer is very important

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Chuck Norris' punch is so powerful that is falls on the downward slope of the bell curve for punch force of adult males.

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Q: What did the man ask the waiter when he was seated at Cracker Barrel? A: May I please have more golf tees?

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Why did the little girl die Because she was kidnapped by a rapist, and defiled repeatedly, and then to get a ransom from her family the kidnapper slowly pulled out her fingernails and toenails, and sent them to the family the same thing happened with her fingers, toes, hands, feet, arms, legs, teeth, tounge, hair, and eyes, then she died of blood loss after nearly 2 months of torture.

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Whats worse than 911..? The plane ride there.

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Once upon a time there was a nice old man who loved to ride his bike... He unfortunately died when he had a heart attack.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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