A car enters a curve. An ice-cream man pops out from a manhole and throws a pine cone to the car.

A duck walks into a bar he buys a drink and says To the bartender "Put it on my bill." the duck is charged With $800.

Luck is not real. But the dismembered body in my basement is.

A. Do you know what they call Bing Crosby in Sweden? B. No. A. Bing Crosby.

Q. What do you tell a women with two black eyes? A. Stop pissing him off!

Why is evan a lil poop? cause he pooped my poop all the pooping ;)

What does a pelican and a taxman have in common? Both are bipedal, both are carbon-based lifeforms that procreate by DNA replication, both in all probablility eat fish, both have survival instinct, both require fresh water for hydration, both have five senses; vision, hearing, touch, taste and smell, both are capable of at least limited cognition, and both can turn aggressive when provoked.

A black man and a white man and a chinese man are sitting together: Cultural Diversity.

What is black, white and red all over? Many things.

Jimmy was skipping in the park one day when a young boy stopped him. "Hello there, would you like to be friends? We can go behind the old oak tree and play soccer!" asked the boy. "Ok!" replied Jimmy, and they went off together to play. The so-called 'young boy' was actually a wanted midget rapist. Jimmy was brutally raped and filmed. The film was later uploaded onto the internet where it blew up in a matter of weeks. Jimmy had to move schools 6 times and had to go to counselling every week. He finds it hard making friends and later went on to become a heavy cocaine addict.

What's black and very long? The line-up at KFC.

What makes a good jack-o-lantern? A pumpkin

what do you call a black man driving a police car? a cop

What do you call a cow climbing a tree? Amazing. How many cows have you seen climbing trees?

An American man and a Chinese man have a conversation. The American man asks the Chinese man after a couple of minutes of speaking, "How long have you lived in the United States?" The Chinese man replies, "I moved to the United States when I was ten years old."

a man walked into a bar.... when i say bar i mean a metal pole, the man suffered from concussion

yo mama is so fat even dora cant explore her

Whats white and sticky fluff

Why didn't the Irishman want to drink anymore? Because he wasn't thirsty.

Why is Keven's name spelled with an E Because his parents are black.

How many dead babies does it take to paint a house? Depends on how hard you thro them

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Spanish Inquisition.

When adolf hitler went to the chippy, He ordered a bock wurst. Later, he ate the whole thing and said he wants another.

What did the serial killer eat for breakfast? You.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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