A nuclear reactor explodes and all the waste are going straight out in the ocean. Sucks to be a fish.

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Why did the man fall over...he had a stroke!

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A guy walks into a bar, but a metal bar, he hurts his head, he goes to the hospital to get an x-ray, Turns out he hard a brain tumor, He died the next day,

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Q: How many pandas does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A: I don't know.

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Whats the difference between a black man and a pizza? One has a complex circulatory system the other is a pizza.

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Stevie Wonder: Did you see the new piano I got from pepsi? Me: no.... Stevie Wonder: Neither did I...........

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How do you unclog a toilet? You call a plumber.

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i like pie.

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How many dead babies can you fit in a bath tub? 27

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A man walks into a bar. Ouch

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Michael Jackson walks into a daycare center.

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what happened to the black guy after he turned off the light? he probably wanted to save energy, so he moved to a different room with natural sunlight as a light resource.

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A blonde enters a bar and orders an elevator.

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What's the difference between a blonde and a blow up doll? The blonde is a person, you sexist asshole.

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What do you call a man with no arms or legs in the middle of a lake? Dead.

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Why do those Indian people have that dot on their forehead ? Idk but it makes a good target.

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Why didn't the chicken cross the road Because the light said don't walk

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I'm trying to see from Adam Fantuzzi's point of view but i cant stick my head that far up my arse Daniel

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why was tommy so sad?............because he had a frog stapled to his face.

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Why did I write this anti-joke? Because I am generally not that funny.

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What is worse than finding an Apple in your Worm? Watching your dog jumping of a cliff

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Q. what do you call a black guy? A. N IGGER

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whats the only concert you can get into for 45 cents? a 50 cent concert featuring Nickelback

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Knock Knock ... guess nobody's home.

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