- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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WHO the FUK are Waseem ? and Jess ??!!!!

Q: how do you stop a blonde woman from drowning? A: unplug the stopper in the bathtub Q: how do you stop a baby from drowning? A: take your foot off its head

What did the lonely old man get on valentines day? Nothing, because his wife died of cancer two years ago.

PSN IS UP

What do an elephant and grapes have in common? They both have a trunk...except for the grapes

Knock, knock. Come in.

How did the chicken get to the other side? He didnt, he got ran over.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because its dopaminergic neurons fired synchronously across the synapses of its caudate nucleus, triggering motor contractions propelling the organism forward, while emitting 'cluck' distress signals, to a goal predetermined by its hippocampal road mappings.

A-S-S-H-O-L-E!!!! Everybody A-S-S-H-O-L-E!!!!

Little girl and a pedofile walk into the woods at night. Little girl says, "mr pedofile im scared" pedofile responds " you think your scared? i have to walk out of here alone."

What did the football coach say to fire up his team? Nothing. He was not legally allowed to say anything to his team as they were being locked out by the coach's boss, the owner of the team and anything that he said to them could lose him his job.

Whats worse than malaria? Dying from it.

Why did the corpse come to life? Because number 5 is alive!

What did the farmer say to the woodchucks chucking his wood? Excuse me, not to be rude but i worked very hard splitting and stacking that wood and would appreciate it if you would stop throwing it in the water.

How many Weasleys does it take to screw in a lightbulb? 2

A turtle that couldn't swim walked to Japan.

School

What is the hardest part about rollerblading? Most commonly the balance part.

I forgot how to throw a boomerang and then it came back to me.

A man walks in a barn. He lifts his bucket of food and starts feeding his horses.

A blonde, a brunette and a red head engage in a discussion on World politics. The brunette says she would like to see politicians paying more attention to the environment. The red head says she would like to see improvements in the economy. The blonde says she has to poop.

Roses are red,violets are blue, im epileptic sdblkselhvefbed

Where's my baby??

What's worse than molding bread? Babies in the toaster.

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