- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A Jewish man, black guy, and asian all walk into a bar. Can you guess which one got arrested? That's right, the criminal

Roses are red Violets are blue Does this cloth smell like chloroform to you!

Why did Suzie fall of the swing? Because she had no arms. Why did she fall of the second time? I pushed her.

People made fun of a plant for walking into a bar. Little did they know it hadn't been watered for days.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. These are facts. Good day.

Why was Osama Bin Laden killed? Because he couldn't dodge all the bullets in time

A dolphin walks into a bar. Dolphins do not have legs therefore this is physically impossible.

give me thumbs up or i'll rape u to death

When is your birthday? November 13 what year? every year

How many Asians did it take to screw in a lightbulb? 1 Asians are just like every one else

What happened to Kurt Cobain? He committed suicide. He shot himself in the head with a shotgun and then he died.

How do you get 100 illegal immigrants into a furnace? Tell 'em it's England.

A horse walks into a bar. Being unable to comprehend human emotion, he shits all over the floor.

Why is 6 scared of 9? Selena Gomez

If an illegal immigrant fought a child molester, is it Alien vs. Predator?

A scientist walks into a bar. His forehead becomes swollen.

Why was the duck in jail? For Smoking...Quack!!

Why did i write this? I was bored

Why didn't the black man sit in the front of the bus? Because he lives in a society where it is illegal and socially unacceptable for a person of African decent to sit in towards the front of the bus, near the driver, which is most commonly reserved for a person of European decent.

Whats the difference between a cat and a dog? Nothing a cat and a dog is an extremely different species.

Why did the dog bite justin beiber? Why not?

Your mom is so fat that she saw a school bus full of white children and , thought "I can hardly even remember a time when my body used to be slim." She now keeps track of her diet and exercises regularly,the result of this has been a weight loss of over 95 pounds.

call me a bitch You're a bitch Only bitches do what they are told!

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