Why did the little girl die Because she was kidnapped by a rapist, and defiled repeatedly, and then to get a ransom from her family the kidnapper slowly pulled out her fingernails and toenails, and sent them to the family the same thing happened with her fingers, toes, hands, feet, arms, legs, teeth, tounge, hair, and eyes, then she died of blood loss after nearly 2 months of torture.

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Once upon a time there was a nice old man who loved to ride his bike... He unfortunately died when he had a heart attack.

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How do you kill an Asian? Poke him with a large fork until hes dead.

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What do you get when you mix a deer and a pickle? A very odd dinner.

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Q: what do you call obama A:a dumbass

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Whats Yellow and has arms. A lemon i lied about the arms.

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An Indian man left a 20% tip after eating at the closest restaurant to him

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bryden is a faggot

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Why did the chicken cross the road? 4

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The Christian prayed every night to God for a new bike. He kept it up for a year. Finally, he got a bike for his birthday.

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Spotto

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Yo mamas so stupid that she received slightly below average in her latest maths test

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Why the long face?" The horse does not respond because it is a horse, thus lacking cognitive capacity to speak nor understand English. It is confused by its surroundings and promptly defecates on the floor then gallops out of the bar, knocking over a few chairs and tables.

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Why couldn't Helen Keller drive a car? Because she was deaf and blind and would have been a hazard to herself and others.

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What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? I don't know. He couldn't open it.

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what did the dirty homeless girl get for Christmas -A DILDO

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What do you call a donkey that can't speak? Whatever you want to call it...I prefer to call it a donkey that can't speak!

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What happens when a rabbit is late for a very important date? Nothing, rabbits have no logical way to keep track of time.

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What's the same between a school bus and a grape? They're both purple. Except for the bus.

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How do you talk to a mentally challenged person? You use words in a sequential order that would make sense grammatically

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rape that shit

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A Jew,Spiderman and The Incredible Hulk all jump off the top of the Empire State Building,who hits the ground first? The Jew because the other two dont exist

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Question: why did the pilot crash the plane? Answer: because the pilot was a loaf of bread

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A man walks into a bakery and buys a doughnut. He then starts to drive home when he realised that he'd forgoten to eat the doughtnut and has to returne to do so.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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