- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Man: Want to hear an anti joke? Woman: ok Man: Why did the the girl fall off her bike? Woman: I don't know. Man: She got hit by a refrigerator. Woman: ok

Why couldn't the Black man become a surgeon? He was Blind.

why did the black man die? the man bled out, and doctors did everything they could.

Where can you find elephants? That depends on where you leave them.

Roses are red, bikers are blur.....I love you ( drunk texting )

What do you call a handyman with no arms? By his name.

A black man, an arabic man, and a hispanic man are all in a car, who is driving? The black man.

a lost young boy walks into a bar to ask for directions. the Bartender takes him into a room and rapes-him

Potassium? K.

Why does Danny work at the factory? Because Danny is in an substantial economic crisis, and doesn't have enough money to afford food for his 6 kids and wife. They will all most likely die soon, as his factory job will not provide enough money.

How do you make a dentist cry? Rape him in the ass.

What's better than four dead babies in one trashcan? Nothing. Those babies could have grown up to be new heads of state or even the doctor who discovers the cure for cancer.

Knock Knock Who's there? The police. Come out with your hands up.

Guess what i just did. Master bait.

How do you kill an Asian? Poke him with a large fork until hes dead.

How do you kill half the Mexican population? through a penny of a cliff. How do you kill the other half? Tell them its still down there.

The Game.

The only time your mother was ever considered "hot" was at her cremation.

Why did the boy drop his ice-cream? It fell.

Q: How do you kill an Asian? A: Deprive of calculator or shoot it.

Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: Because it lost Consciousness.

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How do you kill a ninja? Shoot it.

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