In particle-joke physics, the antijoke is the extension of the concept of the antiparticle to the joke, where the antijoke is composed of antiparticles in the same way that the normal joke is composed of particles. Furthermore, mixing jokes and antijokes can lead to the annihilation of both, in the same way that mixing antiparticles and particles does.The result of antijoke meeting jokes is an explosion.[1]

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What did the watermelon say to the apple? Nothing. Watermelons are fruits and incapable of speech.

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How do you kill 1000 Ethiopians? Push 1000 Ethiopians off a cliff

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Why did the kitchen cross the road?

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Why did the chicken cross the road? it was thrown

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While I was walking home from school one day, James Brown jumped out of a bush and punched me in the face. Then, when I got home, there was a walrus sitting on my couch. He then turned to look at me and said, "Penis". I then immediately farted out blades of grass.

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How do you stop a second date from happenin? You force a dead mouse in your date's vagina.

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You know what is really annoying? An annoying baby that wont stop crying while you are trying to do very important work.

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What did the cancer patient get for Christmas? 2 weeks to live...

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A man walks into a bar. I forgot the rest of the story but the punchline goes something something something something your mom is wwhore.

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elliot forsythe is a paedo

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Who is worse than Justin Bieber? Hitler

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whats blue, saggy, moldy and smelly? Will Nealis' Vagina

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Theres a man with 2 eyes.

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what did reed read? the most recent anti-joke

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Oh yeah? Well you're as gay as this joke!

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Roses are grey Violets are gray Imma dog

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Me: Why are red onions actually purple..? Dad: I don't know Sister: *sarcastic* Well, Why is it rainy in London? Me: ....Because that's the weather pattern.

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Knock knock.. Whos there? To... To who? To whom.

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What happened to those who survived the attack on Hiroshima? They were killed in Nagasaki

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What did the skeleton say when he was horny? Nothing. Skeletons are not living and therefore cannot be horny.

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A ginger a blond and a burnett where walking in the dessert... They died of heat exhaustion.

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How many Amish people does it take to change a light bulb? None because they don't believe in technology.

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Why are kenyans so fast? Because due to evolutionary changes, people from that area of the world have evolved to have superior muscle builds to sprint, hence giving them a natural advantage against an equally trained athlete form another part of the world with an equal skill level

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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