- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A planes crashes on the US-Canada border. The survivors are promptly taken to a hospital nearby to be treated for their injuries.

What's black and white and read all over? A lot of things.

Roses are red Violets are blue The more you know

Michael Jackson's favorite places: Toystore Candy shop Playground Amusment parks Kindergarden classroom Orphanige

What is worse than a bee sting? 2 bee stings What is worse than 2 bee stings? The Holocaust What is worse than the Holocaust? 3 bee stings

What do you do after a murder kills your entire family? Nothing, he killed you too

What did the fish say when he swam into a wall? Nothing, he was a fish.

What is the hardest part of a vegetable? The wheelchair.

What did the chicken say after crossing the road? Nothing.It's a f*cking chicken.

If you don't see banners here, it doesnt mean their not there...

Why did the man walk into the bar? To purchase alcoholic beverages ready for consumption.

Why did the little kid fall off the rollercoaster? His dad threw him off.

There once was a man from Kentucky...then he raped everyone in sight... THE END

How do you wake up lady gaga? Poke her face

What is the defference between an apple and a banana? Horses, because vests have no sleeves.

Train A leaves the station at 1:42 while traveling in 176kmh. How long will it take for the conductor to realize the bridge it ou... Too long.

whats the difference between black people and dogs? people actually care when something happens to a dog

What do you tell a woman with two black eyes? Nothing. You already told her twice.

Why did the blind kid hit the other kid in the face? He was trying to give him a high-five.

brian mcgee is gay!

What's the difference between donuts and dead babies? You can't buy a bakers dozen of dead babies at Tim Hortons.

What happens when you yell at people who have high blood pressure? They might get heart attacks & die.

Why did the little girl fall off of the swing? Because she has no arms. Why did the little child orphan with no arms or legs get for christmas? CANCER and for his birthday A.I.D.S. R.I.P little orphan

Did you hear the joke about the deaf kid? He didn't either.

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