What is yellow and fluffy? Green fluff, I lied about the yellow part.

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Your dad is so bald, that a various number of people compliment him on how well shaven his head is.

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Four blondes are driving to Disney World. When they are in Florida, there is a sign that says "Disney left" Upset, they make a u-turn and go home.

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A man walks into a bar The bar now has a hole in it.

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A blonde, brunette and redhead are walking in the forest when they come across a set of tracks. The brunette says, "Those are dear tracks." The redhead says, "Those are elk tracks." The blonde says, "Those are moose tracks." They are then hit by bus.

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There was a girl who was allergic to peanuts she ate peanuts and died the next day. She got hit by a bus.

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Q: What did the boy say to his mum when he saw a Lion A: Hey mum that's a Lion

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a man gets raped. -teagan doherty-

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting raped by a girl who was knocked off a swing by a fridge.

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Q: Why did the boy go to the orphanage? A: His parents were dead.

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What did the Jew say the Black man after their meal? "Don't worry, I'll pay the bill."

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What's the difference between a duck? One of its legs is both the same.

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Q: Why is the earth round? A: I am Batman.

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where do you find sunglasses at? the store

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What's white and sticky? A glue stick.

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A blind man walks into the girls bathroom.

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What's black and white and red all over? A chess board; I lied about the "red all over" part.

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I like big butts and I cannot lie. You don't know that. I may enjoy skinny butts. I may be lying.

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A man walks into a bar stark naked with a duck on his head. The bartender said "Dave, what's wrong?" The duck replies "Don't ask."

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On the 12th day of Christmas my true love gave to me nothing because I'm single

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What is an old ginger lady's favorite type of bread? Whole wheat.

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A man walks into a psychiatrists office with a banana in his ear. The psychiatrist says, why do you have that banana in your ear. The man says, "What?" The psychiatrist says, "I said, 'Why do you have that banana in your ear?" The man says, "What?" The psychiatrist shouts, "I SAID, WHY DO YOU HAVE THAT BANANA IN YOUR EAR?" The man says, "Sorry, I can't hear you, I'm deaf."

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whats black white and read all over a zebra bleeding to death because a zombie just attacked it and then it attackeed the zombie

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What did the boy with no arms or legs get for christmas? Nothing, he also had no parents.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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