nina...;shut up we are having fun :)

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a duck walks in to a gay bar and asks for a stick they asked where he wanted it before he could answer he was rapped

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 is a registered sex offender.

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Why is a Wesley a black man ? He licks tuna

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why did the fat guy become fat ...COD..

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jack and jill went up the hill to fetch a pail of water jack collapsed because of serious drug abuse and stress jill followed after not being able to handle the tragedy of her brothers death this wouldn't have happened if they got into my van when i asked them too.

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why did the nazi eat the jew? He didn't

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(read this aloud): A man walks into a bar with a giraffe. Him and the giraffe order multiple shots and get hammered. The giraffe on the other hand can't hold his liquor so well, and ends up passing out on the floor of the bar. The man decides to leave him there and take off. On his way out, the bartender yells, "Hey, you can't just leave that lyin' there!" and the man says, "It's not a lion, it's a giraffe!"

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Paper shield.

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poo is yummy

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Why is evan a lil poop? cause he pooped my poop all the pooping ;)

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Yeah, and speaking about spiderman, I got some weird senses, when I get stressed things begin seeming slower, and gets a weird blur effect, not sure what it is, but if you know what "bullet hell video games are" Technically games where you play as a tiny spaceship and lots of bullets fly around, I was always awesome at those games as a kid, because the more stress I felt while playing, the slower my perception of time felt.

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What do you call an indian driving a plane? A pilot.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it saw food on the other side the the farmer was going to chop his head off.

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Two Mexicans walk into a bar, The bartender says your hired.

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Q: What did the dumb blonde say when she opened a box of Cheerios? A: Look! Donut seeds!

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A blonde, brunette, and a redhead walk into a bar. The redhead, growing tired of the constant ridicule directed at her from the other two solely on her hair color, proceeds to kill them with a single shot glass. She pleads guilty to 3rd degree murder on two counts and is sentenced two life sentences in a maximum security prison in Cambodia.

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Why was the boy crying? Because he had a frog stapled to his face.

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Hey, I just met you And this is crazy I have alzheimer's Bacon

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this sentence will end in the way you expected.

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How do you make a dyke moan? Insert a BEAVER in it!

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How many dead babies can you fit in a sink? I don't know i forgot to turn the garbage disposal off

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Whats the next Line? YAH YAH YAH YAH YAH....

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Roses are yellow Violets are yellow bark bark

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