We have a 24hr fitness center...it is open from 6 to 11

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What happens when two jews meet in the bus ? I don't know, but I'm pretty sure it's not worth telling a joke about that.

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What's the diffrence between one black guy and another black guy. One of them has Aids.

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Two men walk into a bar. It turns out the bar was a lever and set off a bomb. They both died.

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why was the 40 year old still a virgin? it doesnt know either.

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How do you finish your homework? Get your dog to eat it.

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I died shortly after writing this.

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What's the difference between Rebecca black and your mom? Capitalize Black.

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"Hey guys lets have a standing obviation." No one else stands....

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What drink is dark yellow and freshly squeezed from one of the most healthy snacks? Piss.

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Why did the baboon fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting ran over by a truck.

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"You've got a lot of C in your body." said the doctor. Jimmy replied with glee: "Ah that's great news, vitamin C is.." "No you've got Hepatitis C, you'll be dead within a month."

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Knock Knock Who's there? Your real father. I left you when you were a month old and I have regretted the decision ever since. I would like to be a part of your life.

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Why does Nathan Rogers never get any pussy? Because goblins have small dicks

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what do you call a man with no legs? disabled.

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Why was Timmy dirty? Because he was buried

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Whats worse than eating a worm? Haveing a worm die in your penis.

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A black man walks into a bar. The bartender says "I wont serve you." The black man says, "Why? Is it because of the color of my skin?" The bartender says, "No, its because your wearing a suit and on the front door it says no people in suits are allowed." So the black man took off his suit and was kindly served.

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what are the three types of rings? -wedding ring -engagement ring -suffering

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A snail walks into a bar, and the bartender says, "hey we don't serve snails here," and flicks him across the street. 3 years later the snails walks back into the bar and said, "why'd ya do that for??"

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Take off your shoes.

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Okay, one second.

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Why did the chicken cross the road Time for you to get a watch

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