- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why are Asians such bad drivers? They're not: it is a racist stereotype that is propagated by people who are so insecure that they must put others down to feel good about themselves.

Give a man a fish, feed him for a week. Teach a man to fish, he'll starve to death. Provide this man a fishing rod, and now finally you're doing something helpful.

Girl : What's a anti joke ? Boy : it's you .

Make little things count Teach midgets math

Your mom is soooo fat..... She'll most likely suffer a heart attack

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The nurse at a hospital came out of the delivery room and chucked the baby down the hall to the father. The dad starts crying and the nurse starts laughing and said, "It's ok, it was already dead."

when i go to a nude beach people think im looking for lost jewelery and treasure

Shoulda had a V8 ...or not because I am severely allergic to tomato's.

Roses are red. Violets are red. My thumb is red because I accidentally put it in the toaster.

knock knock Labrinth come in

what do you call an ocelot with ebola? an ocelot that might die soon.

why did the polar bear bury his face into snow? because he saw the 241543903 post and wanted to join in so he used a portal gun to teleport his head into some guy's freezer.

Q.If you are European in the bathroom, what are you in the kitchen? A. A woman.

Wow did you see stevie wonder's new house. neither has he

A horse walks into a barn.

Wanna know something funny? Your face

What looks like a chair but isn't? A picture of a chair.

Why was't the Elephant allowed on the Airplane? He didn't have a boarding pass

Halts Maul Reid. Das ist, was ich rede.

why did the chicken cross the road? because the chicken had enough of life and wanted to commit suicide due to recent tragic events such as his cheating wife, his druggie son, his prostitute daughter, losing his home, and getting fired

Why did the penguin die? due to an increase in the quantity of greenhouse gases that are being released into the atmosphere, global warming is on the rise. So the penguin died because his home melted.

What did the big chimney say to the smaller chimney? Nothing chimneys don't talk

Why did the chicken cross the road Because it's a free country chickens are free to do as they please

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