If you have 5 dollars, and Chuck Norris has 5 dollars, you are both very poor.

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My penis is so big that some women find it uncomfortable.

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What do you call a kid with no arms and an eye-patch? Names

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Why can't men give birth? Because men do not not have the reproductive organs required to give life to a new born child.

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He I just met you, and this is crazy, but you sister just died here's her baby.

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Did you hear about the fire in the shoe factory? All the inventory was destroyed.

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Think of a number between 2 and 10? 3.141592653589793238462643383279502884197169399375105820974944592307816406286 208998628034825342117067982148086513282306647093844609550582231725359408128481 11745028410270193852110555964462294895493038

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Can Geico save save you 50% on your car insurance? Does a former drill sergent make a terrible therapist?

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There was once a joke without a proper ending and so

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 had Gonorrhea.

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What is the easiest method of making multiple women fall head over heels in your presence? Have a wingman help you raise a rope at the start of a women's running race.

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You're Adopted.

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The shopkeeper said to a customer, "It's raining cats and dogs!" The customer said, "Okay, I'll take eight of them."

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theres a mexican women and a black man in a car....whos driving? nobody sadly the driver was shot.

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A blonde enters a bar and orders an elevator.

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How do you stop a clown from laughing? Hit him in the face with an ax.

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A kid goes to Band Camp and comes back better at the Trumpet.

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No Neither has he

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A possesed goat: "moo"

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Doctor, doctor, it hurts when I hit my head with a hammer!! Dont hit your head with a hammer anymore.

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why can't helen keller drive? Because she is deaf and blind.

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Q: What is black, white, and red all over? A: A nun in a blender.

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I came home from my doctor`s appointment today, I told my sister that I was diagnosed with The Super rare "Spontaneous Erections Syndrome" (S.E.S) a very rare disease that can seriously impair the victims life in general, especially the social life, as symptoms may show themselves even among friends, pets, grandmas, enemies, and even close family! She told me that everybody knows I a just a kinky pervert with bulge so big it scared girls away instead of attracting them. Excuse me, what the hell is patient confidentiality good for if my doctor is going to call my sister and tell her everything she said to me afterwards?!

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Q: What's bigger than a volcano? A: Earth

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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