there was a tomatoes and it blew up and died. Why did it blow up? The Nazi's needed ketchup for there Jew Burgers

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Why black guys are the fasttest runners? Because the slowers are already in prison

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Why did the baby cross the road? Because it was stapled to a chicken

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What did the farmer say when he couldn't find his tractor? Where's my tractor?

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What's worse then a worm in your apple? The Holocaust.

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What's the difference between a Jew and a Generator? One powers your house...and then there's the generator.

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Q: Why did the bird fall out of the tree? A: It died. Q: Why did the snake fall out of the tree? A: It was stapled to the bird. Q:Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: Peer pressure.

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An unarmed man robbed a bank today, he failed because he had no way of carrying the cash out.

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What happens when you walk by two black men? You walk by two black men.

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What do you get when you eat all potatoes Their all gone

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there once was a time before bonerss it sucked it sucked real bad like that kid who never washes his gym closes bad Mason Manning JLR

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Who is Jonathan Ezell He is Jonathan Ezell

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Why did the fat kid drop his Mcdonalds? Because he had a stroke.

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What did the pimp do to his bitch? He thanked her and rewarded her for her years of dedication and preserverance

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How do you confuse a blonde? Put her in a circle and tell her to sit in the corner.

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What is a person who can hold there breath for an hour? Dead

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Batman, Superman, Spiderman and Wonder Woman walk into a bar. The bartender decides to ruin the joke by saying nothing.

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How do you stop the unstoppable You dont

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What did the Democrat say to the Republican? "I am sorry about your mother". They had been good friends since childhood and the Republicans mother was soon to die from terminal cancer.

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Why didn't the teen girl get to her appointment? A) She woke up late.

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Do you like fishsticks No

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There are 3 poeple on an air plane. The pope, a boy scout, and barak obama. The plane is about to crash and there is only 2 parachutes. omba said im the president of the united states and one of the worlds smartest african americans so he jumped out. The Pope told the boy scout " i lived a long happy life you take the last parachute and jump." The boy scout replied what there are still 2 left the " worlds smartest negro jumped out with my backpack.

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what did the blind and deaf kid get for Christmas? cancer

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