How did Helen Keller's parents punish her? They took away privileges that she normally would have had had she not misbehaved.

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i dont know why but when ever i see jew they always say "whats up?"

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A penguin walks into a bar and orders a beer................ PENGUINS DON'T WALK OR TALK

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Eats shoots and leaves Pandas. If you can't figure this out then you're probably 12

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What did the pornstar do after the film shoot? Called her parents and said she had a good day at work as a receptionist at a law firm. She is too ashamed to admit her real profession to them. She then cried profusely.

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I saw a coin one day but never picked it up. It was still there the next day and then the day after that when it was still there I saw a girl being sick on it...

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there are some things i dont get. Quantum Physics is one of them.

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Whats the difference between a jew and a pizza? You eat a pizza.

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Where do cows go for entertainment? Nowhere, most are slaughtered, processed, and eaten by humans.

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Guess what! what haha u listened to me

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What do you call a feline attempting surgery? A catastrophe, because they aren't very good surgeons.

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What is red and doesnt exist? No-tomato.

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rose's are red, bananas are yellow, yo mama's so fat she jiggles like jello

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A Muslim walks into a bomb shop. Unfortunately for the bomb shop owner, the Muslim was a police officer. He proceeded to arrest the owner and the employees of the store, as it turned out that the selling of these particular explosive devices were illegal. They ended up in jail, and justice was served.

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Why do blacks run away from whites? Because god told all people to never go to the light.

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boy: you want to hear something funny? girl: what? boy: women's rights girl: you want to hear something trivial? boy: what? girl: your penis

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Q: Why didn't the boy go to school? A: It was the weekend.

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What do you get when you cross your eyes? A headache.

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How many Amish people does it take to change a light bulb? None because they don't believe in technology.

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Its December 21, 2012. You are still alive.

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What did Batman say to Robin before going into the Batmobile? Get in the car.

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What's worse than shoveling dead babies??? Using a pitchfork...

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Q: Whats black, white and red all over? A: not me

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Grab your Taco, you've pulled a dyslexic Mexican

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