Why did the plane crash and everybody die on board? The plane crashed because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

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Why did carly drop her groceries Carly is a cow

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A man walks into a bar. I forgot the rest of the story but the punchline goes something something something something your mom is wwhore.

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Roses are orange Violets are grey I love penguins Damn Jews

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What do you call an old widow with 12 cats? Forever alone.

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A dyslexic woman goes into a saloon and asks for a hair cut. Oh right, she doesn't have hair! Then why the f*** would she enter the saloon? Because she wanted to get her nails done. But she doesn't have nails either, and she doesn't want to drink. She came there because she wanted to hook up with a guy!

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why doesnt bally lifeguard he isnt qualified

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Why did the man have a bad day? Well first of all, his wife left him, then his two kids both committed suicide, then a large falcon pecked at him genital area. After that he proceeded to be hit by a car, and soon after he was hit by a bus. Following this, his corpse was raped by a transvestite pig, and then finally his spirit got hit by a plane on its way up to heaven, knocking it to Hell.

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A Muslim walks into a bomb shop. Unfortunately for the bomb shop owner, the Muslim was a police officer. He proceeded to arrest the owner and the employees of the store, as it turned out that the selling of these particular explosive devices were illegal. They ended up in jail, and justice was served.

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A man walks into a bar. He is then taken to the hospital for his concussion, seeing as the bar was made of metal

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A homeless guy on the brink of starvation found one dollar lying on the street. He took it and bought a lottery ticket at the local drugstore. God was looking down on him with pity that day and decided that day that he would no longer be a vagabond. The next day, the homeless man won the lottery jackpot, worth 100 million dollars. He declared that on that day, he was the luckiest and happiest man alive. He then woke up in a pile trash.

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What do Ethiopians do for dinner? Starve.

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rosses are red voilets are pinkey your mams pussy is really stinky

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What's 9 + 10 19

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I would rape her

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Roses are red violets are blue most poems rhyme but this one doesnt.,

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Why is 6 scared of 7? Because 7 is right behind 7 and he's naked.

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their were 2 muffins. one said hello how are you. the other screamed "A TALKING MUFFIN"

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your mama is so greasy she should go take a bath

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What's cold and icy? Ice

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Why did Edna fall off a cliff? Edna is blind, and so lacks the visual perception and spatial awareness of other hillwalkers.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust.

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What did the psycho killer order for dessert? Ice Cream.

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What did the boy say during his math test? Nothing, talking during a test is prohibited.

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Anti Joke

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