- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the boy's face red? He put his cat in a blender.

Whats worse than malaria? Dying from it.

Hope you all drop the soap in prison

Why do people poke people on facebook? Because they have no friends and will die alone

roses are red. violets are violet...

I hate all races.. Especially the 400 meter sprint

A Duck walks into a bar and says to the bartender, "I'd like to buy some peanuts." The bartender says, "Sorry, we don't sell peanuts." The duck turns around and leaves.

Q: Why does my arm itch? A: I got bit on the arm by a mosquito

How many dead babies does it take to paint the side of a building? I don't know, it depends on how hard you throw them.

AIDS

why did the dog chase it's tail? it has a case of OCD where he was obsessed with catching his tail and would spin until he passed out or threw up.

What happened to those who survived the attack on Hiroshima? They were killed in Nagasaki

What is brown and sticky. Hot chocolate.

Why didn't Rebecca Black take the bus? Because she would have had a heart attack with all of the seat choices.

What do you get when you hit a deer? A dead deer, which you should probably take home to eat - wouldn't want it to go to waste.

What do you call ugly? Dionne Dodds

What did the white man say to the black man that was very interested in the story he had to tell? Cool Story bro, tell it again!

Pineapples have a smaller volume than the sun

Guess What? What? The gludeus maximus of an avian farm bird

Theres a man with 2 eyes.

What did the psycho killer order for dessert? Ice Cream.

"The hills are alive..." Impossible, hills can never be alive.

Two muslims walk into the bar, Everybody continues with their daily lives. One should not be judged by their race or religion as all humans on earth are as equal as one another and should be treated the same way..... And then the building blew up.

i may not know where you sleep. but, i spiked your drink with sleeping pills

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