- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Once upon a cross

what did you call a bench full of white guys? The NBA

He I just met you, and this is crazy, but you sister just died here's her baby.

What's brown and sticky? A stick

What happened to the peanut who went to NYC? Nothing because he was eaten on the plane

I just farted, and now I have to Chit!

How do you blindfold and Asian? By using a sturdy bandanna, cloth, any other object to avert ones view.

Why did the man cross the road? To attend his wife's funeral.

How do you scare a blonde woman? Tie her up and mutilate her family while she watches.

How do you save a black man from drowning? You throw him a flotation device.

(This is a joke made up by the young son of a friend of mine many years ago. It is still one of my favorite jokes.) Why did the bird fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

A dislexic man walks into a bra. He then proceeds to enjoy the breasts that he has stumbled upon.p

Why is it that many lawyers have broken noses? Because they often have to interact with violent and distrustful criminals.

Why couldn't the boy sing? The boy could sing, but the thick layer of duct tape prevented him from doing so.

What did one muffin say to the other in the oven? Nothing. They're muffins.

Roses are red, violets are blue a face like yours belongs in a zoo. Don't you worry I'll be there too, not in the cage but laughing at you.

Why is Tom Garrick gay Answer- Because he is

Roses are blue Violets are red Crap, I already messed up the joke.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. Get in the van.

Person 1 - Have you heard about the movie about constipation? Person 2 - No. Person 1 - It hasn't come out yet

Yo momma so fat when god said let there be light he said get the fuck out the way!

There's a car about to hit me.

Doctor: Knock, Knock Woman: Who's there? Doctor: Interrupting Doctor Woman: Interupt- Doctor: You have cancer

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