- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Poetry is hard And so is wood

Q. Whats Brow and rhymes with Snoop? A Dr. Dre

Come on, I am trying to cheer you up a bit, honestly how high?

What is the most important thing to have during a zombie apocalypse? Oxygen.

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what do you call the man making meth in his basement? the police to stop inappropriate behavior from reaching the children of society.

What's red and smells like paint? Red paint.

Knock knock. "Who's there?" I am deaf. "I am deaf who?" What?

What do you call a dolphin that drives a Mercedes Benz? Nothing. Dolphins can't drive.

What happened when the teacher told the class to be quite? The class was quite.

A: Knock Knock! B: Who's There? A: I Am...

What's black and bleeding? Who cares?

If your uncle jack helped you off your horse, would you help your uncle jack off a horse? Yes

Why was Steve hungry? Because the last time he ate was yesterday.

What's worse than molding bread? Babies in the toaster.

what did steven hawking say to the prostitute? Nothing, he is unable to speak, he needs help from his word speaker thing.

What do you do when a hispanic man takes your wallet? Ask him to please give the wallet back to you

how many birds did chuck norris kill with one stone? one.

What`s red and smells like blue paint? A sunburned baby drinking green paint.

A guy has cancer. He dies.

Why did little Jimmy cry when his Rolls Royce got destroyed? Because his parents were in it.

Roses are 3:18 Violets are 3:18 I Just figured out a pattern. And saved peoples lives with the help of Keifer Sutherland.

Little girl and a pedofile walk into the woods at night. Little girl says, "mr pedofile im scared" pedofile responds " you think your scared? i have to walk out of here alone."

A guy walks into a bar what does he say? OW.

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