- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the groom have cold feet? Because he was insecure in his relationship with his soon to be wife.

A man walks into a bar what does he say Ouch

What is different between a pile of dead infants and a red ferrari? Being the victim of a mass murder.

Why couldn't little Johnny play sports like the rest of the kids? He was diagnosed with polio at the age of 3 and has limited use of his legs.

theres a mexican women and a black man in a car....whos driving? nobody sadly the driver was shot.

Why did the girl get robbed? Because her door was unlocked.

I was Writing and i broke my pencil

Two cannibals were eating a man, one at the top and one at the bottom. The cannibal at the top said, "are you having fun down there?" The cannibal at the bottom said, "yeah, I'm having a ball!"

Michael Jackson walks into a daycare center.

whats worse tan loosing checkers getting lit on fire

In Soviet Russia, you have no rights!

A kid goes to Band Camp and comes back better at the Trumpet.

A convict escapes a prison he's been in for 15 years. He's soon tracked down by police and put back in jail where he'll serve another 2 years of jail time along with his 5 remaining years.

Dave: My wife just gave birth! The baby is doing good. John: You mean doing well?

What did one cow say to the other cow? nothing cows cant talk. They did however, exchange glances while chewing grass next to each other.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a convicted serial killer.

How many dead babies can fit in a dead horse 11

Why did people on a plane die? Because it crashed.

homework

A gentleman walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "What can I get for you?" The gentleman replys that he would like a beer. After the bartender fulfils the gentleman's order, the gentleman drinks his beer and enjoys it.

What is purple and crawls? A wounded grape.

How old is your mom? Old.

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