How come Michael Jackson couldn't get into the petting zoo? It was closed.

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A baby seal walks into a club.

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women's rights.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? A: It didn't, some dude ran it over.

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What is brown and sticky? A stick.

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Batman, Superman, Spiderman and Wonder Woman walk into a bar. The bartender decides to ruin the joke by saying nothing.

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Your momma's so broke she might be eligible for government assistance. Seriously she should totally look into it.

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What d u tell Simba when he's moving to slow? Muvasa

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What's the difference between a plane and a Muslim dentist? A plane hasn't dedicated its life to the study of dentistry

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Friends are like trees, They fall down if you hit them several times with an axe.

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An Asian fails their maths exam.

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Wanna hear a joke? Women's rights

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Q: What's worse than being forced to eat your veggies? A: Being forced to kill your parents with a carrot.

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Why did the black man fall asleep in the unemployment line? Because he was dangerously fatigued from staying up all night weeping passionately into the arms of his wife after losing his high-earning job of twenty years after the CEO of the company declared bankruptcy and finding out that his only daughter was in the hospital in critical condition after her school bus flipped off a bridge.

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Why did the baby cross the road? It's abusive father punted it.

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Knock Knock Whos There? Boo Boo Who? Boo Radley.

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Why are there so many black basketball players? Because they aren't green.

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Q: what's brown and rhymes with snoop? A: Dr. Dre

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knock knock who's there? to to who? to whom*

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Yo Momma Is Soooo Fat She Is Highly Obese

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What do you call a person who dies in march A dead person

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Is there any non dirty numbers these days, 69, just kidding

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What does Tupac and Elvis Presley have in common? They're dead but most of the people think they aren't.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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