- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A guy has cancer. He dies.

Why did little Jimmy cry when his Rolls Royce got destroyed? Because his parents were in it.

how many birds did chuck norris kill with one stone? one.

What's worse than molding bread? Babies in the toaster.

What do you do when a hispanic man takes your wallet? Ask him to please give the wallet back to you

what did steven hawking say to the prostitute? Nothing, he is unable to speak, he needs help from his word speaker thing.

A guy walks into a bar what does he say? OW.

Little girl and a pedofile walk into the woods at night. Little girl says, "mr pedofile im scared" pedofile responds " you think your scared? i have to walk out of here alone."

Two cannibals are eating a clown, one says to the other: "Maybe we should rethink our ways of life and realize why animals are on this planet"

Why was Steve hungry? Because the last time he ate was yesterday.

What looks like a chair but isn't? A picture of a chair.

If a quiz is a quizzical what is a test? A testicle

Chickens want to live in a world where they arent judged for cossing a road ......... K?

Ding-Dong.............no knock-knocking required

What did bob order at pizza hut? Pizza

How do you make a sandwich? You don't, you have a girl do it for you.

Halts Maul Reid. Das ist, was ich rede.

What's funnier than a comedic movie? Genocide

There once was a man from Nantucket But then he moved to Boston and changes his name to "man from Boston"

How many dead babies does it take to paint the side of a building? I don't know, it depends on how hard you throw them.

How do you make a little girl laugh. You tell her something funny.

What do you call an old man who took too much viagra? And ambulance, because he could possibly get a heart attack from the fluctuations in blood pressure

roses are red, violets are blue, f*** you wh*re

Did you hear the one about Helen Keller? Neither did she.

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