- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did the lonely boy get for christmas? the absence of a familly

Why did the dinosaurs die out? Because you touch yourself at night.

Knock Knock Who's there? I said who's there? The man opens the door to find there was no one there and begins to shake in fear as his schizophrenia is getting worse.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have Alzheimer's, Who are you?

why did sally fall off the swing? because she was a fish.

How come little billy couldn't ride a tricycle? Because he was born without legs due to a rare disease and therefore can't pedal.

Whats worse than runing over a box of kittens? Runing over two boxes of kittens.

Why do those Indian people have that dot on their forehead ? Idk but it makes a good target.

What's brown, dirty, and smells like feces? Feces

How do you drown a blond? Keep her head underwater until her lungs fill with water and her bodily functions stop working.

Hello? Hi. Who is this? Yo mom. Your not my mom. Im the Irish man that did your mom.

yolo mother f-uckaaaa

What did the president say after his wife and kids left Him? Im Obama self now

Roses are red, violets are blue, i suck at poetry, show me your tits!

fuzzy wuzzy was a bear fuzzy wuzzy had no hair so fuzzy wuzzy wasn't fuzzy was he? yes

What did the deaf, dumb, blind, black kid get for Christmas? Modern Warfare 3.

How many dead babies can fit in a dead horse 11

i dont know why but when ever i see jew they always say "whats up?"

Why did the little boy have a gun pointed at his head? Because he hated his life and wanted to kill himself.

knock knock piss off

Roses are 3:18 Violets are 3:18 I Just figured out a pattern. And saved peoples lives with the help of Keifer Sutherland.

What do fat kids and whales have in common? Ruth burden

What's the difference between a watermelon and a baby? One is fun to hit with a bat and the others a watermelon

A man rode into town on Friday and stayed a while and then left on Friday how did he manage this?

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