What did the boy say during his math test? Nothing, talking during a test is prohibited.

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How do you stop a train? You don't, unless your the conductor in which case you would hit the brake.

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your mama is so greasy she should go take a bath

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Why did Edna fall off a cliff? Edna is blind, and so lacks the visual perception and spatial awareness of other hillwalkers.

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What's cold and icy? Ice

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wommmoaooammaaa

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What did the psycho killer order for dessert? Ice Cream.

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their were 2 muffins. one said hello how are you. the other screamed "A TALKING MUFFIN"

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Why is 6 scared of 7? Because 7 is right behind 7 and he's naked.

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whats the difference between a jew and a pizza? Jews are productive members of society. -Canis

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A man is shipwrecked on a desert island. One day, he finds an old lamp. When he rubs it, a genie appears. The genie says, "You have freed me. As a reward, I will grant you three wishes." The man smacks himself in the face and mutters, "Oh god, I'm seeing genies now. I must be delirious from lack of food and water." Several hours later, he dies.

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the police there was several calls from people in the sarounding area who heard screaming from ur basement

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Paddy and mick were walking down the street when they saw some traffic lights. They proceeded to cross the road and continue on their journey.

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How many dead babies fit into a bathtub? I honestly don't know, as I have never tested this out, nor do I plan to because I would like to not handle the bodies of poor deceased infants.

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Why did Johnny stop walking halfway to school? A fridge fell on him.

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Paragnormal Activity: The confused sequels. My wife literally had an heart attack 5/5! -Awesome reviews. I am going to need therapy for the rest of my life! 5 out of 5 stars! -Star reviews THIS MOVIE KILLED MY DOG! 4.5/5 -Petlovers I literally died! 10/10 -Rotten Potatoes.

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A women in the kitchen.

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why did the girl eat a banana? because she was hungry

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Why Did the one handed man cross the road? To get to the dying man on the other side

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How do you get a clown off of a swing? Hit him with an ax.

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

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What did the farmer say when he couldn't find his tractor? Where's my tractor?

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A grasshopper walks into a bar... Bartender: "hey we have a drink named after you!" Grasshopper: "What, Kevin?"

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What did the man with cancer say to the Holocaust survivor? "I have cancer."

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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