- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Triceratops

i like my women like i like my coffee without a penis

Two olives are sitting on a counter, one falls off and the other one asks "Are you okay?" and he replies, "It is only a slight wound I think I will be just fine"

Why are you so fat? Cause I eat a lot.

if you watched wife-swap years ago, you'll remember that one family that bought anything they could because they didnt have to pay till 12-21-12 because they thought the world would end LOL FUN FAMILY NOW HUH

Gun Control

Rigo your a stupid ass

How many Jews can you fit in an ashtray? None

Why was the women out of the kitchen? She felt the desire to relax after a day of work...

What's the difference between a black guy and a piece of chicken? They were once both alive and innocent. I lied about the black guy.

Why does the man with no legs call for help? because he woke up to find that he had no legs.

knock knock come back later i'm taking a shower!!!

Walruses are basically saber-toothed seals. That does not affect the fact that they are awesome.

Barack Obama and a kangaroo pull up to a gas station. The gas station attendant takes one look at the kangaroo and says, "You know, we don't get many kangaroos here." Barack Obama replies, "At these prices, I'm not surprised. That's why we need to reduce our dependence on foreign oil."

Q: Why don't Jewish cannibals like Germans A: Because it gives them gas

Why did Justin Beiber fall out of a plane? Because i pushed him off

What did the kid say when his parents were killed? Nothing. He's a vegetable

Knock, Knock. Who's there? It's the police, they ask the questions.

What's worse than the holocaust? The sun exploding.

Knock knock Who's there Police

What did one dog say to the other dog? Woof woof

How do you catch wet wood on fire? Ask a business owner in Ferguson, MO, to keep it in their store.

A young girl walks out of a bar then gets raped.

Why does Mario wear coveralls? Because it makes practical sense for his full time job as a plumber.

Did you hear about the man who thought his wife was trying to kill him? He's dead.

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