- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Dear Chase. You are retarded Your jokes suck Violets are red jump off a bridge

Why are their so many lesbians? cause they LOVE the pussy.. (Tastes soo wet and tight)

If you can't read this, you should think about optical enhancement surgery. If you can, however, you just wasted 5 seconds of your life doing so.

Why did the corpse come to life? Because number 5 is alive!

a guy walked into my house and asked "why do you do the beep test every arvo?" i suddenly replied, im matt minors i get chicks

What has legs but may never walk? A Vietam Vet

your mama is so greasy she should go take a bath

WHat did Helen Keller get for Christmas? an ipod

How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? Well, there is no way to accurately estimate this number being that 1.woodchucks in fact do not chuck wood and 2. there is no time frame given for said action to take place

Why did the girl fall of the swing? Because she was shot in the face by a lone gunman.

Did you hear the one about Helen Keller? Neither did she.

Knock Knock? Who's there? Look in the peephole

What do fat kids and whales have in common? Ruth burden

Why was the boy crying? Because he had previously driven over innocent civilians who were all constipated and had now caused a mild to extremely large shitstorm.

What is green and has wheels? Grass. I was just lying about the wheels part.

What's the difference between a jew, a muslim and a christian. They follow different belief systems

whats worse than 8 babies nailed to a tree? nothing but oca mom is going to be pissed that her kids are nailed to a tree

What's the shittiest thing ever ? Poop.

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She said no

What did the soldier say when he got shot in the face? Nothing, he died.

The nurse at a hospital came out of the delivery room and chucked the baby down the hall to the father. The dad starts crying and the nurse starts laughing and said, "It's ok, it was already dead."

Why do blacks run away from whites? Because god told all people to never go to the light.

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