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Once upon a time, there was a horse that had no legs, it laid on the ground it's entire life and died. The end.

What's black and white and red all over? Colors

Where did the black man sleep? In his house with his wife and children.

Why did the boy scratch his back? A:because it was itchy.

why did the husband always work late nights? he needed the extra hours to provide for his family

Why was the women out of the kitchen? She felt the desire to relax after a day of work...

Walruses are basically saber-toothed seals. That does not affect the fact that they are awesome.

How many Jews can you fit in an ashtray? None

knock knock come back later i'm taking a shower!!!

What's the difference between a black guy and a piece of chicken? They were once both alive and innocent. I lied about the black guy.

i like my women like i like my coffee without a penis

Im going to the patriots jets game this year..... When the kick a feild goal and you see two kids wearing lime green holding up a poster that says BRADY LIKES SAGGY BALLS that will be me and my friend -RT

Q: What can you never see in the light, but you can in the dark? A: Darkness.

if you watched wife-swap years ago, you'll remember that one family that bought anything they could because they didnt have to pay till 12-21-12 because they thought the world would end LOL FUN FAMILY NOW HUH

Two olives are sitting on a counter, one falls off and the other one asks "Are you okay?" and he replies, "It is only a slight wound I think I will be just fine"

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the black person say to the tall man with nice shoes? Nice shoes.

What is brown and sticky? A stick.

Why was the man called Big Larry? His name was Larry and he was morbidly obese.

Why did the boy not turn in his homework? Because his pet ate it.

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why cant stephen hawking dance He does not enjoy dancing