- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did the lawyer say to the other lawyer we're both lawyers

3 Jews walk into a bar. Few minutes later a penny is dropped. This resenct occation causes a bar fight to brake out.

She is so fast We call her Email Instead of Emily...

What did the boy with cancer get for Christmas? An amputation.

A woman walks into the living room while her husband is watching tv. The husband tells her "Make me a Sandwich", so she goes to the kitchen and makes him a sandwich like shes told to.

Why is Islam the fastest growing religion? Because black people breed like rats.

Knock knock! no answer KNOCK KNOCK! still no answer the person who was knocking finds a note sticked on the door and it says: i will be away for 2 weeks

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

"Doctor, Doctor I think I am a pair of curtains" The man was swiftly referred to the psychiatric ward.

What did the judge say to the midget when he sent him to jail ? Stop beating your wife

How many women does it take to arrange my new Ethan Allen furniture? Just one, I was told it was divorce present. She took it with her.

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what did the fat guy say to the girl ill make fun of you because i have bigger tits than you

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Why did the soviet plane crash? It was joseph Stallin

Why is Obama the Antichrist? Salad.

Why did a boy drop his ice cream? The Holocaust.

Why was 2 afraid of 3? Because 345!!!!!

Q: How do you kill an Asian? A: Deprive of calculator or shoot it.

A young boy walks into a bar and asks for directions or a map. The bartender takes him into a backroom and gives him a map he just happened to have. The boy continues on his way and the bartender is happy that he did a good deed.

Your mother is a very respectable woman.

So a chef, a soldier, and a lawyer are riding in a plane. The pilot has a heart attack and they all die.

Why do women have boobs? So they can feed their newborn children without paying for expensive formula

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