F: what is BLUE and has 400 whells ? Q: NOTHING !!!

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Q: Why don't Jewish cannibals like Germans A: Because it gives them gas

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Knock, Knock. Who's there? It's the police, they ask the questions.

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What did the kid say when his parents were killed? Nothing. He's a vegetable

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What did one dog say to the other dog? Woof woof

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Why did Justin Beiber fall out of a plane? Because i pushed him off

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Knock knock Who's there Police

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What's worse than the holocaust? The sun exploding.

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Why do people like anti jokes? Because their f****** funny as hell

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your mumma so fat she stepped on the weight scales and it says to be continued

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Q: What do you call a dog with no arms or legs? A: A dog

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How do you stop a vehicle moving at high speeds? Apply the brakes in a reasonable fashion.

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What happened to the man who lost his left arm, left leg and eye in an accident? I expect he claimed insurance, assuming he was prudent enough to insure himself, or his workplace complied with legislation.

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What kind of fire alarm does a zebra not like? One that doesn't work

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A man dies on the operating table and finds himself in front of the Pearly Gates. St Peter looks at him and says " You are having a hallucination due to all the drugs they have given you and because your brain releases chemicals when you die. I am not real and there is not heaven or a god." Upon resuscitation the man contemplates his hallucination and becomes an Atheist.

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What's worse than finding out you have cancer? Not much, that would not be so great.

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What do you call a man with a towel on his head? A good target.

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How many women's right's leaders does it take to change a light bulb? None. They can't change anything.

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What's the difference between a mole and dynamite? - Moles don't explode... unless you fill them with dynamite.

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Penis.

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leon harney ya pikey

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yo mama so fat, she weighs 478 pounds and is in high risk of cardiovascular dieses and/or heart failure.

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What's worse than finding half a worm in your apple whilst you're in a bar after finding out you have cancer when you visited your families grave? Having a refrigerator thrown at you by an aids infected monkey with no arms or legs.

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Where do you go when your friends called you spoiled? Africa.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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