How do you get a clown off of a swing? Hit him with an ax.

Why Did the one handed man cross the road? To get to the dying man on the other side

whats the difference between a jew and a pizza? Jews are productive members of society. -Canis

yo mama so fat she has diabetes.

What's Black white and red all over? Half a penguin

Mormons having fun.

What's worse than eating cows. Death

Rachel not blowing Robert.

How do u stop sky from being gay. You don't

A duck quacks in a mountain range. No one on or nearby the mountains hears the duck because ducks' quacks don't echo.

A clown a hockey player and a...........what the heck that's all I got.

roses are red violets are blue ur mom just died and u will 2

Knock knock. "Who's there?" I am deaf. "I am deaf who?" What?

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No Neither has Stevie

In the weeks following the original release of Die Hard, reports sprung up across the nation of impressionable boys overdosing while masturbating.

Roses are Black. Violets are Green. im going to go cut myself now

What do you get when a fat kid eats a donut? A Heart Attack.

What's worse than spending time with your girlfriend? Nothing.

If 32x=8600, find x. ^ | There it is!

A blind was staring at a girls ass. Her boyfriend promptly bludgeoned the man unaware of his illness.

What did the cow say right before he was slaughtered and later to be sold? Nothing cows dont talk they can create a sound that most people describe as MOO though.

Kim Kardashian got a job.

the asian kid gets an F

Why couldn't Sally climb up the ladder? Because she was a paraplegic.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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