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Why was the man bad at football? - he is chad henne

What the did the man say to his boss? You are my boss.

Why did the Asian man go to bed? Because he was tired

How did the girl with no arms fall out the window? I pushed her.

Why did the guy fly? Because he steped on a landmine

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple Plenty of things

- What's the difference between a squirrel? - It can neither fly.

Knock Knock Who's there? the mailman.

Every time im sad, I think of a T-Rex trying to put on a hat.

Blake wilkeys hair style

Yo mamma's so fat it's a legitimate medical condition

Row row row your boat Right to KFC Put some kool-aid in your cup And toast to you and me

What did the black man say when he ate a Hershey bar? Delicious

Why did the boy not turn in his homework? Because his pet ate it.

Why did the baby cross the road? Because it was stapled to the chicken

What is a dead cat on the side of the road. A free cat.

What's a pirate's favorite school subject? Pirate math.

Why is Adam saying numbers? He is a maths teacher.

Holy crap it's a talking muffin!

How do you get a nun pregnant? You have sex with her

What's big and fat? An obese man.

Yo momma so fat, she has hypertension, diabetes, and a higher risk of heart disease.

The joke above me is a wind-up, losers :P

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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