A fish walks into a bar Fish dont walk

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A drunk walks out of a bar gets in his car and proceeds to drive home the driver passed out at the wheel swerved in the wrong lane and smashed the car of the Jefferson family a young family of 4, the Jefferson family's car exploded into flames while the drunk sat back laughed and rubbed the wound on his head

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Why did the girl fall of her chair? The chair can only hold so much weight.

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What do you call a blonde with big breasts? A woman. Some call her "mom".

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What did the banker say to the other banker? We're both bankers!

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I can't hear music. I am a sentence.

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Man walks in the bar then buys a drink

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Why do Teenagers, mostly girls between the ages of 12-17 love Justin Bieber? Because he promotes himself worldwide and makes sure that girls know who he is thus creating a fan base that will be large enough to promote his career, which ensures him a safe financial future.

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Wats rong with yo leg.....

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Q: How many flies does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: Well considering the weight of a fly is 1.2 grams, and the weight of a light bulb is 50 grams (and this is assuming that the fly can lift its own body weight) it would take 41.6 flies. But also considering the fact, that the .6th of a fly is impossible, because it is more than likely to be deceased, it is impossible for flies to screw in a light bulb.

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There was a black man and a mexican woman at a bar. The women says, "Why are all racial jokes about men?" The black man replies, "Because it is believed by some that males are superior to women." The woman went to go order a book from amazon.

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What's better than winning gold in the special olympics? Not being retarded

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Why did the man starve to death? Because his wife died

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A horse walked into a bar. The bartender asked, "Why the long face?" The horse did not reply because he was incapable of speech.

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you are a åsshole :)

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What's sad about an old black woman being hit by a Porsche? She was my third grade English teacher, and had a huge impact upon my life.

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An Amish man walks into a bar. He then orders a non-alcoholic beverage due to the temperance practices of the Amish faith.

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Knock Knock ? Whose's there ? The person you should be opening the door for The person you should be opening the door for who? Oh my god Frank open the goddamn door

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roses are red violets are blue i am retarded i like pancakes

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Where was I born? Pakistan. You?

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Why did th chicken cross the road? To get to your house. Knock knock! Who's there? The chicken

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Once upon a time there was a nice old man who loved to ride his bike... He unfortunately died when he had a heart attack.

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A man walks into a bra. Bra kills him...

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whats the difference between a pizza and a jew? Pizza is not human, Jewish people are.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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