- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because Osama Bin Laden is dead.

Why was the squirrel late for work? Because the traffic was nuts!

a man walks into a bar, he is injured severely and needs medical attention stat, he is rushed to the hospital where he dies that evening

What do 9 out of 10 people like? Gang rape.

What did the Black guy, the Asian, and the White guy have in common? they were all brutally murdered.

What is brown and has 15 legs? (They answer "What?") Reply: I don't know I was hoping you would.

I am reading the Terms of Service, however I don't fully agree with it's contents.

Dad what does negligence mean? SHUT THE FUCK UP KID! I TOLD YOU TO NEVER SPEAK TO ME AGAIN!

If the covalent bonds of two Hydrogen atoms and one Oxygen atom creates water, which subs are currently on the 5-dollar-foot-long menu at Subway?

Why did the chicken cross the road? He wanted a car to kill him so he can get to the other side with his wife and son. In other news,I had a very nice chicken cutlet and scrambled egg dinner.

What did the pear say to the plum? Nobody knows - the plum was deaf and didn't hear, the pear knows only dirty words in sign language, and there was nobody else around to overhear.

a black man kills a family member of a mexican guy. the mexican guy goes to the police, what happens? The mexican guy gets deported back to his country after they realize that he was illegal

there was a blind kid and a man wearing a WWJD & Livstrong bracelet touched his eyes and he could see. He wasn't used to the light and walked into traffic and died instantly.

Q.whats long, black and hard to cut through? A.a line at kfc!

Why are you reading this joke? There is this nice 'Bad Idea T-Shirts' ad right there.

A Palestinian woman asks a man for directions. She is promptly stoned to death.

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Why does blond women give great blowjob? Because they has vaacum in thier heads! Blond woman coment; well thats better than having nothing at all in your head! :-)

You know what they say about men with big feet? Big penis.

Your mum is so overweight, she is at risk of heart disease, I highly recommend she visits her GP.

Why did the boy scratch his back? A:because it was itchy.

Your mom.

Knock knock. Whos there? The police, your wife is dead. The police, your wife is dead who? Sir, this isn't a joke.

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