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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the cow cross the road? He was in the moooooooood.

I got shot once it hurt a lot

What did the serial killer eat for breakfast? You.

Three soldiers, one Japanese, one American, and one Italian were stuck in a desert. How did they escape? A rescue squad of thirty trained troops came down in a helicopter and brought them each to their respective homes except the Italian who was actually a Mafia boss so they put him in prison.

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Who is big and stupid My brother

What is red white and blue Blood. I was lying about the white and blue.

Q-"what did the carrot say to the plant" A-"nothing because neither one of these objects can talk"

Q: What did the dog say to the cat? A: animals don't talk

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I hate long jokes -_-

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? A fat guy. - Louis

Roses are red, Violets are purple, nothing rhymes with purple.

What does the rubbish do when it is depressed? It breaks down.

Did you know Helen Keller had a swing set? Because she didn't.

I advise you, don't mess with me, I know karate, kung fu,judo, tae kwon do, jujitsu, and 28 other dangerous words.

what do you call a rat with wings? an evolutionary masterpiece

roses are head mydick is blue i live in somolia and i killed all the jews

Why doesn't a woman need a wrist watch? It is rapidly becoming outdated and most cellphones these days have the time, but if they like the style they are free to use one.

How do you get four gay guys on a bar stool? Using teamwork and coordination, each can place one foot on the seat of the stool, and using each other for balance and support, they can all stand on the stool. The fact that they are gay is prevalent.

Q: What do racists call a disgusting filthy monkey that savagely jumps around in the jungle and steals white chicks? A: The same as the rest, Donkey Kong.

Why did Mark get paralyzed? Because he was a famed football player that went drafted for the 1st pick but was later hit so hard that his spine com pulsed and tore

What do you do after a murder kills your entire family? Nothing, he killed you too

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