Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have Alzheimer's, Ham and Cheese!

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What did the blind man say to the deaf man? -Nothing, he doesn't know sign language.

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What goes in your mouth long and hard, and comes out soft and sticky? A stick of bubblegum.

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A dinosaur walks into a bar and orders a drink. The bartender goes home and tells his wife what he saw. His wife leaves him.

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Knock Knock, Who's There? Come in. Come in who? Your mom

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Top Gear USA

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i like how everyone hates a german version of an antijoke but no one has aknowleged the english one

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Why did the car cross the road? Green light

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knock knock who's there Alec Baldwin I just raped your children ..........

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What is red white and blue Blood. I was lying about the white and blue.

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GONNA

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Three men are walking on a beach when they find a lamp. They rub it, and a genie comes out. It tells them that they each get one wish, and to choose wisely. They each decide to discuss what to wish for with their wives. Their wives take them to a local hospital, where they receive treatment for hallucinations.

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What would Walt Disney be if he were still alive today? Still anti-semetic

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Whats worse than forgetting some thing at the supermarket? your nuts being nail gunned to the wall.

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What did the mother get at the grocery store? Food.

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Why did the car go down the road? Someone was driving it. Why did the car stop? Because he suddenly fell and had a stroke.

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Why do you put a baby in a blender face up? To see the expression on its face

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yo mama is so fat even dora cant explore her

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What's the difference between you and a mallet with a cold? Ones a sick duck...I forget what I was about to say but your mother is a whore

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what did the boy with no arms and no legs get for christmas?

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What did the midget say to the leprechaun? Nothing.....midgets don't usually converse with leprechauns....and leprechauns aren't real.

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Did you hear about the guy who came home one night and found his wife in bed with his best friend? He had just returned from a trip to the grocery store, where he'd purchased bread, milk, eggs, broccoli, yams, tea, and brownie mix.

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Why did little Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The Anti Joke Book


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