- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Darnell has a 2 ounce gold chain around his neck. Gold is worth $1,639 per ounce. Where did Darnell steal the gold chain from?

Chuck Norris can count from 1 to 100... twice!

What'f funny and has 8 wheels? The Holocaust, I lied about the wheels

What do Bear Grylls drink under breakfast? Tea.

What has a head but can't see? A penis.

what do you call a grown man who sticks food up his nose? retarded

What's the difference between vanilla ice cream and vanilla ice cream with chocolate chips? Neither one has vanilla ice cream in it except for both of them.

Student; Miss, please may I go toilet? Teacher; Yes, but say your alphabet first. Student; Ok

When life throws you knives, you're probably dead

Why do women wear perfume and makeup? Because they smell bad and are ugly.

What is black and blue and really is not in the mood for sex? The new girl at the women's shelter.

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You have cancer

Chuck Norris doesn't call the wrong number. He calls the right number.

Why do pokemon have hair? because they have no balls

why was 6 afraid of 7?

Why was the Mexican in pain? Someone hit him with a frying pan 5 times across the face.

A black man and a mexican are in a car. Who is driving? The black man.

What did Batman say to Robin before they got into the Batmobile? Robin, get in the Batmobile.

Who has fair skin, blonde hair and is African? Stefan.

What's the difference between you and a mallet with a cold? Ones a sick duck...I forget what I was about to say but your mother is a whore

Why do migrant birds fly to the south? Because they can't get there on foot.

Why did the monKey fall out of the tree? He died Why did the other monkey fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the first one

What Did batman say to robin before they got in the car..... Get in the car

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