- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

Want more? You might be interested in...

Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

hi

Why didn't the black guy where a seat belt? I don't know but he should've because hes dead.

Your momma so fat, she's fat

Rose are red Violets are blue And I really hate you Friends?????

A blond and a brunette are on the moon. The brunette says to the blond "I'm glad that independent company's are taking the job of American space travel."

BOTTOM!!!

Roses are red Violets are blue Most poems rhyme oo

how do you make a plumber cry kill his family LOLOLOLOLOLOL

Roses are red Violets are blue I have Ebola How about you?

A man walks into a bar and says Ouch.

What's funny about the old man who got stabbed? Nothing... you're a sick person!

A Mexican man is sitting in his mansion.

What happens if an unmovable object gets hit by an unstoppable force? To get to the other side.

Why did the golfer take an extra pair of pants to the golf course? In case they ripped and he needed a replacement.

Whu did the boy drop his cheeseburger? Because the school janitor whacked him with a mallet.

What is a cow's favorite drink? Well, I could be wrong and this is just my opinion, but I do not believe that animals experience feelings and, in corollary, favoritism towards anything, particularly regarding basic survival needs, such as hydration.

Why is a blonde girl crying in the bathroom? Because she has been bullied and someone broke her nose.

What does 2 + 2 equal? 4

Q. What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? A. "Where's my tractor?"

Whats worse than seeing your mom naked. Your dad.

knock, knock... no one replies and it becomes obvious that no one is in the house.

There are two types of people in this world: those who can count and those who can't. I happen to be one of those who can.

A muslim walks pass a bomb shop on his way to the international peace club.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the first one. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??