- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why do women wear perfume and makeup? Because they smell bad and are ugly.

Chuck Norris doesn't call the wrong number. He calls the right number.

What is black and blue and really is not in the mood for sex? The new girl at the women's shelter.

You have cancer

When life throws you knives, you're probably dead

why was 6 afraid of 7?

A black man and a mexican are in a car. Who is driving? The black man.

Why do pokemon have hair? because they have no balls

What did Batman say to Robin before they got into the Batmobile? Robin, get in the Batmobile.

Who has fair skin, blonde hair and is African? Stefan.

Why was the Mexican in pain? Someone hit him with a frying pan 5 times across the face.

What's the difference between vanilla ice cream and vanilla ice cream with chocolate chips? Neither one has vanilla ice cream in it except for both of them.

Student; Miss, please may I go toilet? Teacher; Yes, but say your alphabet first. Student; Ok

Why do migrant birds fly to the south? Because they can't get there on foot.

What's the difference between you and a mallet with a cold? Ones a sick duck...I forget what I was about to say but your mother is a whore

When is the best time to eat? When you feel like it.

Why can't vegetarians eat mushrooms because I can't urinate over a scotch bonnet :/

If I had 10 cents for every time a hobo asked for change i still wouldn't give him any money

Whats funnier than 24? 25

Why did the chicken cross the road? Jupiter is the Galaxys biggest planet!

A Jew! Bless you.

Why did the little kid fall off the rollercoaster? His dad threw him off.

Why is six afraid of seven? Because 7 is black.

once upon a time there was a boy

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