What time is it when an elephant sits on your car? 12:00

What's worse than stepping on chewing gum A clown throwing bricks at orphans

chuck norris

A Panda walks into a bar and orders a drink, he then shoots the bartender and leaves. The people are shocked and the panda is arrested.

What do you call white people that live in a trailer park? Residents.

The original "Chicken cross road" joke is a Anti joke in itself.

Why did John fall down the stairs? Because John is a paraplegic and is incapable of going to down stairs without aid.

Why did Alex die? He choked on a semi truck

Why did 3 blacks guys start watching the first Star Wars movie on Saturday night? They finished the Back to the Future movies on Friday.

Why can't T-rex give hih fives, Because they're dead...

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple Finding multiple worms in your apple

Some peoples attempts at being funny on this website are the stupidest things i have ever read.

What is the difference between a boyscout and a Jew? Boys outs come home from camp.

He I just met you, and this is crazy, but you sister just died here's her baby.

Why did the terrorist miss the flight he was supposed to blow up? He forgot his passport.

"How come dinosaurs don't talk?" " I don't know. Why?" " Because they're dead."

Knock knock. Who's there It's Jim O ok come on in

What happened to the jew that donated? Stop thinking, jews dont donate.

TIMMAH!

Why isn't pluto a planet anymore? Nasa decided it was too small

Do dead Elves know it's Xmas ?

Q. What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? A. Where's my tractor?

tight butthole 4 lyfe.

One man's trash is another dyslexic man's shart.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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