- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A dermatologist walks into a strip club. He tells the stripper she has hives on her back and that she needs to go to a clinic, then gets up from his lap dance and reports her to management.

What happens when you park a new Cadillac with a roll of $100 dollar bills on the dashboard in a black neighborhod? Many residents of that peaceful community will briefly glance at it and admire the wealth of the automobile's owner.

What do you call a man with no heart? Dead

Why did the little boy cry regularly? Because his father was sexually abusive.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It got shot. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

So how does the chicken cross the road? He doesn't, chickens live on farms.

why did the chicken cross the road? because he was peckish.

Why did the kid get out of school at twelve? He left early with a stomach ache

what do you call an astrounaut in space? an astrounaut you racist bastard

The person below me is weird.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chicken brains are not as large or developed as human brains, therefore preventing the chicken from making a logical decision, leading to it crossing a road with heavy traffic and eventually being run over by a semi.

So, a giraffe walks into a bar and orders six martinis and shame on for wanting a punch line this giraffe needs help.

knock knock. Who's there? The delivery man.

Paper shield.

Whats worse than jizzing while your on a date? Shitting in you pants while your on a date.

A guy starts writing a gag for a joke site. But then he couldn't think of a punchline.

How to make Ramen like a boss Step 1: get a promotion

roses are red leather is black when when god made you he was smoking crack

Two Mexicans walk into a bar, The bartender says your hired.

Knock! Knock! Who's There? The Police. Open the damn door. Nobody Is Home.

what has wings, bald but doesn't fly? a bald eagle... i lied at the flying part because i'm a f*cking lier from hell watching porn all day with my brother...

what is the tastiest veggie? veggies aren't tasty.

What do you call 55,000 clowns exiting a small car? Fiction.

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