Knock, knock. "Who's there?" "Jehovah's Witness." "Jehovah's witness, who?" "Just Jehovah's Witness. Your doorbell is not working."

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A man walks into a bar and says "I'd like a beer."

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Probably because that's where all of the other chickens are.

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Did you hear about the Englishman who ran all the way to Loch Ness? Oh, that's a shame, because I didn't either.

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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z1Kuo-n7Du0

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what happens when you put samuel jackson on a plane with snakes? They make a movie

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BOTTOM!!!

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whats the difference between black people and dogs? people actually care when something happens to a dog

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what's the worst thing ever? reality TV shows and singing contest shows

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Why did the boy drop the ice cream? So that it would melt and he could dip his dick into it and his mom could lick it off.

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A midget walks into a bar. No one cares.

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I advise you, don't mess with me, I know karate, kung fu,judo, tae kwon do, jujitsu, and 28 other dangerous words.

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What did the farmer say to the survivor of the plane crash that just crashed on his land? "Need a band-aid?"

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roses are head mydick is blue i live in somolia and i killed all the jews

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What do you do when you have those days where you feel that you go back three damn steps for every step you take towards your goal? DUUUUUH! You turn your back, see? Now you are getting three steps at the right direction for every right one! LOGIC!

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A Mexican man is sitting in his mansion.

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What do you call a black person with dandruff.... A lamington

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Why did the black man go to school? So he could graduate with a degree and persue his life in medicine. He later goes on to get his P.H.D. He now supports his healthy family of 5 and living in Idaho, the state of the potato. He has a job as a doctor and is making more than $2M a year. Ha, didn't expect that now did ya.

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"Well, you done done me and you bet I felt it; I tried to be chill, but then I realized that when used as an adjective, 'chill' refers to the temperature." -Jason Mraz

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A black man walks into a bar and says, "ouch."

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weston cage

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What did the little boy want to be when he grew up? Dead.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have AIDS, now so do you.

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So tell me what’s worse than a baby? A dead baby… Well then what’s worse than a dead baby? A pile of dead babies… And what’s worse than a pile of dead babies? A live baby sitting on top of a pile of dead babies… And what’s worse than a live baby sitting on top of a pile of dead babies? A live baby eating it’s way out of a pile of dead babies…

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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