The person below me is weird.

what do you call an astrounaut in space? an astrounaut you racist bastard

knock knock. Who's there? The delivery man.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chicken brains are not as large or developed as human brains, therefore preventing the chicken from making a logical decision, leading to it crossing a road with heavy traffic and eventually being run over by a semi.

So, a giraffe walks into a bar and orders six martinis and shame on for wanting a punch line this giraffe needs help.

Why did the kid get out of school at twelve? He left early with a stomach ache

A guy starts writing a gag for a joke site. But then he couldn't think of a punchline.

what has wings, bald but doesn't fly? a bald eagle... i lied at the flying part because i'm a f*cking lier from hell watching porn all day with my brother...

Knock! Knock! Who's There? The Police. Open the damn door. Nobody Is Home.

How to make Ramen like a boss Step 1: get a promotion

roses are red leather is black when when god made you he was smoking crack

Two Mexicans walk into a bar, The bartender says your hired.

Whats worse than jizzing while your on a date? Shitting in you pants while your on a date.

Paper shield.

What do you call 55,000 clowns exiting a small car? Fiction.

what is the tastiest veggie? veggies aren't tasty.

Wanna hear something funny? Sure. Okay,cool

A man finds a woman stumbling around on the street... So he asks sarcastically "what drugs are you on?" The lady starts crying and says "I was raped"

Why does the man hate his job? He thinks working sucks?

Why did the clown chase the boy? The boy was sad and needed cheering up

What would George washington do if he was still alive He isn't so we dont have to worry about that.

What did the passive-aggressive woman do to her husband? She killed him. As it turns out, the slight passive-aggressive behavior she was showing was actually an early sign of a dangerous sociopathic mental disorder. The authorities are looking for her as we speak.

Why did the black man die? A white man killed him. He was a member of the KKK.

Knock Knock Who's there? ... No one, you have Schizophrenia

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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