- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she is dead.

Who won the race across the highway, the Mexican or the Frenchman? Neither, as they were struck by a mac truck when attempting to run across the highway and were both killed instantly on impact.

Why did the Chinese man have a cat in his oven? Because his wife had decided to divorce him that day so he threw he in the oven, and the cat happened to be in her arms at the time.

That's not what she said.

Why was the man sweating? He was stuck in a burning house.

what does the NAACP stand for? Now Apes Are Called People.

What do you call two banana's on someone's feet? Garbage.

I`m not as random as you think i`m salad.

What did 7 say to 6? I hear you've been spreading stories about me.

A. Knock Knock B. Welcome!

There's a car about to hit me.

Q. If the early bird gets the worm, what does the early worm get? A. Eaten...

Why was 6 afraid of 7? 6 is a homophobe and 7 is a little fruity.

Knock knock. Who's there? Pete. I'm here to tell you that your entire family just died in a car accident.

A Mexican, an Asian, a black guy, a white guy, a Jew, and a hispanic............... i forgot.

Statistically speaking, one out if every seven dwarves are unhappy

Nobody enjoys your company. Nobody likes your work. Nobody loves you. There is no person who's name is legitimately nobody.

Why was the little kid sad at a funeral. He was actually happy and he was at six flags

What do you get when you cross something with another thing that one would normally not cross with the aforementioned noun? A better love story than Twilight.

What do you say if you see your TV floating in the middle of the night? Wow, I need to lighten up on the acid.

Your mom is soooo fat..... She'll most likely suffer a heart attack

How many of amanda todd's frinds does it take to change a lightbulb? Trick question, she doesn't have any

Women's Rights.

What do an elephant and grapes have in common? They both have a trunk...except for the grapes

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