Doctor, Doctor, I feel like I don't know anyone... Uh...who are you?

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What's funnier than a comedic movie? Genocide

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What do u call a black man in the middle of a crowd of white men? A rare sighting of a black man trying to go to colledge.

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A dyslexic man walks into a bar.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the idiot's house... Knock knock Who's there? The Chincken

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Once upon a time, there was this guy. He lived a good life and then died.

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Q: what do you call a camel with a garbage bag on its head? A: A ziploc baggie

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The banana, the raspberry and the pear arrived to the party, then the carrot and the tomato arrived as well, but when the apple and the orange arrived the banana left... ...This where just getting to fruity...

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While I was walking home from school one day, James Brown jumped out of a bush and punched me in the face. Then, when I got home, there was a walrus sitting on my couch. He then turned to look at me and said, "Penis". I then immediately farted out blades of grass.

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You're*

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What is pink and smells like red paint? Pink paint

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Your mom is so fat, that she has unsightly stretch marks.

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WNBA

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This would be racist to black people if they could read.

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Think of a fruit that isn't an orange ... You're thought of a pear, didn't you?

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Doctor: "I'm sorry, but your son has Hepatitis B. Asian Parent: "Why he has Hepatitis B? Why he not get the Hepatitis A plus?"

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Why is NO ONE on Facebook when I AM?! Because you have no friends... on Facebook... ... Wow.

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Humpty Dumpty sat on a wall. Humpty Dumpty had a great fall. His death was mourned by his wife and three children who wished he would not have been so reckless.

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There was a man who entered a local paper's pun contest. He sent in ten different puns. He won.

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What's the difference between watermelon and baby? I don't eat watermelon.

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Why did my brother drive the speed limit? Because it's the law

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what if i told you that leonardo decaprio didnt need an oscar but an oscar needed a leonardo decaprio!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!(_)_)=============D

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What's black and hangs from a rope on a tree in my backyard? A tire swing.

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A man wearing a chicken t-shirt and holding a pair of dentures walks into the Youtube headquarters, then immediately walks out in fear of getting a copyright strike.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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