What do you call an old widow with 12 cats? Forever alone.

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A dyslexic woman goes into a saloon and asks for a hair cut. Oh right, she doesn't have hair! Then why the f*** would she enter the saloon? Because she wanted to get her nails done. But she doesn't have nails either, and she doesn't want to drink. She came there because she wanted to hook up with a guy!

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Why was O.J acquitted for murder? A jury of his peers deliberated for many days and found there was not sufficient evidence for his conviction.

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" ding dong " person in side: wait aren't u supposed to knock knock

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Have you ever heard of Ethiopian food? Neither have they.

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your mama is so greasy she should go take a bath

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How do you stop a train? You don't, unless your the conductor in which case you would hit the brake.

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what did batman say to robin before they got in the car? get in the car

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What did the boy say during his math test? Nothing, talking during a test is prohibited.

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What is red and doesnt exist? No-tomato.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust.

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What's 9 + 10 19

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Little kids wear superman underwear. Superman wears Chuck Norris underwear.

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what do you call an ocelot with ebola? an ocelot that might die soon.

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Whats worse than than falling in a puddle on the way to a meeting? Getting shot while your at that meeting.

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Shit Happens....or sometimes it doesn't! As the person is taken to the hospital with severe constipation.

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the police there was several calls from people in the sarounding area who heard screaming from ur basement

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Paddy and mick were walking down the street when they saw some traffic lights. They proceeded to cross the road and continue on their journey.

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A man is shipwrecked on a desert island. One day, he finds an old lamp. When he rubs it, a genie appears. The genie says, "You have freed me. As a reward, I will grant you three wishes." The man smacks himself in the face and mutters, "Oh god, I'm seeing genies now. I must be delirious from lack of food and water." Several hours later, he dies.

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guys stop with the jewish jokes anne frainkly its getting old

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wanna here an anti joke scroll down

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What did the rat say to the snake when it ate it. Nothing for the rat is a rat and there for can not communicate through talk to the snake nor could it survive as the snake's digestive system disintegrated it in a matter of minutes.

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A women in the kitchen.

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yo mama so fat she has diabetes.

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