- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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"Hey, why won't you let me through?" "These tickets are fake." "No they aren't. LOOK OVER THERE!" The guard turns around, and then turns back. Minorly inconvenienced, he arrests the man immediately, upon which he is sent to jail and anally raped multiple times.

Goodbye to the people who hated on me.

Why did the cookie go to the doctor? His health was dwindling ever since he was diagnosed with pancreatic cancer several years ago and this looked like the end.

What did the black man say to the other black man? We are both black men.

How do you confuse Helen Keller? You don't. She's dead.

Why was the boy sad? He had just had his legs amputated and will never walk again.

So a man was walking down the street with bananas in his ears when he saw one of his friends coming the other way. When they met up the one friend asked, "Hey you know you've got bananas in your ears?" To which the man replied "What? I can't hear you, I have bananas in my ears."

Yo mama smells so bad that she has no friends and killed herself.

Why did the black guy buy spray paint? To paint his fence, to keep it from rotting away.

What do you call a black man who flies a plane? A pilot, you racist.

-Knock Knock -Come in!

what do you call a black man on tv? an actor

How do you make bread out of corpses? You don't. You grow it with bread seeds.

What was the last song those aboard the Titanic sang? "Staying alive"

I have a knock knock joke. You go first.

Why can't Hellen Keller read, write, or do anything really? Because, shes a woman.

Susan boyle has a belly button, Simon has a belly button, Because its only normal.

A: Ask me if I'm a tree. Q: Are you a tree? A: No.

square circles have souls but gingers do not CC

What's green and invisible? This cabbage.

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Why do you always find a dead baby in the last place you look? Because once you've found it, you stop looking.

Mormons having fun.

jimmy carr walks into a tax office.

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