A women in the kitchen.

thumb_up thumb_down +13

wanna here an anti joke scroll down

thumb_up thumb_down +13

What did the rat say to the snake when it ate it. Nothing for the rat is a rat and there for can not communicate through talk to the snake nor could it survive as the snake's digestive system disintegrated it in a matter of minutes.

thumb_up thumb_down +13

yo mama so fat she has diabetes.

thumb_up thumb_down +13

whats the difference between a jew and a pizza? Jews are productive members of society. -Canis

thumb_up thumb_down +13

A grasshopper walks into a bar... Bartender: "hey we have a drink named after you!" Grasshopper: "What, Kevin?"

thumb_up thumb_down +13

why did joe drown ? he had no arms

thumb_up thumb_down +13

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms

thumb_up thumb_down +13

Why was the boy embarassed at school? He got a noticable boner during class.

thumb_up thumb_down +13

What did the farmer say when he couldn't find his tractor? Where's my tractor?

thumb_up thumb_down +13

I had a date. She was a pegasister. Since MLP was magical, I disappeared.

thumb_up thumb_down +13

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

thumb_up thumb_down +13

if dave has 50 candy bars and eats 45 what does he have? diabeties.

thumb_up thumb_down +13

Why did the police officer arrest Maxwell? Because he's black.

thumb_up thumb_down +11

A blind was staring at a girls ass. Her boyfriend promptly bludgeoned the man unaware of his illness.

thumb_up thumb_down +11

Racism is like black people... It should not exists...

thumb_up thumb_down +11

Women's rights

thumb_up thumb_down +11

One day, a mother was speaking with her daughters. "Mommy," the first one said, "Why did you name me Daisy?" "Because when we brought you home, a daisy petal fell on your head." "Mommy," the second daughter said, "Why did you name me Rose?" ""Because when we brought you home, a rose petal fell on your head." "MMMBWWAAAAGGGH!" the last daughter cried. She was born with severe special needs and is incapable of coherent speech.

thumb_up thumb_down +11

Look how far I can kick this bucket

thumb_up thumb_down +11

WNBA

thumb_up thumb_down +11

A ginger a blond and a burnett where walking in the dessert... They died of heat exhaustion.

thumb_up thumb_down +11

Rachel not blowing Robert.

thumb_up thumb_down +11

How do u stop sky from being gay. You don't

thumb_up thumb_down +11

Scenario- A wedding while skydiving. Problem- The groom lost his parachute. Question- Who stole it? Hint- The Maid of Honor didn't have one either, but he had one on his body when he hit the ground. Answer- The mailman, but he died of old age.

thumb_up thumb_down +11

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...


Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops