A dog walks into a bar. He asks for a drink in perfect english. People scream at the dog's ability to talk and scientists burt in and take the dog to dissect and study his brain, vocal chords, and dna.

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why did the ginger get made fun of? because he had red hair

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there was a blonde and abrunette and they both jumped off a bridge . who hit the bottom first? the brunette beacuase when the blonde was halfway down she had to walk back up and ask for directions

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Did you hear about the eskimo and the pregnant lady? The eskimo got the pregnant lady pregnant.

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Knock Knock.. Who's There? Boo.. Boo Who? Book...

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Knock knock. Who's there? Hi. Hi Who? Hi who?! Hi Ho Hi HO. Its off to work we go!! umm.

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What did Spiderman do when he saw a crime taking place? He stopped it

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Do you know what color comes after 9?

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How many people does it take to change a light bulb? Just one, more people would just make it harder.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

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Roses are red Violets are blue In Soviet Russia Poem make YOU!

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Hitler, Goebbels and Göring walked into a bar. They ordered 3 steins and took their seats in quiet corner of the establishment. After short deliberation they were ready to start work on building a highway that would be the envy of the world.

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Cum on guys....gay jokes are mean

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Whats black and white, and red all over? A: Your grandma, naturally black haired, beaten to a pulp and left pale white with blood covering the majority of her body.

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What's worse than accidentally biting your tongue? Hitler accidentally biting your tongue.

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person: Knock knock. Me: Who's there? person: A Hipster. Me: False.

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A guy walks into a restaurant.... He ordered his meal , got desert and left a nice tip based off a percentage of his final bill.

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How do you make a dyke moan? Insert a BEAVER in it!

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What do you do with a pickle jar full of semen? Use it for gel, because it took so long to collect it all, and you're frugal person who believes in recycling.

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MC donald the duck loves Justin's Balls. And Daniel Ma loves fried chicken boiled with rice \Cupcake

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What did Snichols do when he murdered his ex-partner who became a lesbian? The ass dance.

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How do you drown a fish? You can't , it is physically Impossible to drown a fish. because they have gills, so they are able to breathe underwater.

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Whats worse than 2 holocausts? 2 and one tenth of a holocaust

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How do you finish your homework? Get your dog to eat it.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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