Doctor, Doctor, I feel like there's two of me! There's not. Your long lost twin died of terminal cancer.

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How to you get a clown off a swing? You shoot it in the face.

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Whats worse then Justin Bieber? It's a trick question, there's is nothing worse than her

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What does an unemployed black man and a mexican have in common? They both like to shop at forman mills because they have reasonably priced clothing items.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because there was a red light and it was his turn to cross.

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What do a magazine and a banana have in common? They both have pages, except for the banana.

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Why'd the duck cross the road? To get to your house. Knock knock! Who's there? The duck.

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What is worse than finding an Apple in your Worm? Watching your dog jumping of a cliff

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Pineapples have a smaller volume than the sun

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What did the scientist call a spider? An arachnid.

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What looks like a chair but isn't? A picture of a chair.

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A man is gay, a parade is held in his honor. A man is black, a holiday is named after him. A man is white, he laughs at the stupidity in the world today.

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Why can't Hellen Keller play hide and go seek? Because she is dead.

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Yesterday I saw a black kid outrun a white kid know why? Because the white kid was a cripple

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What is invisible and smells like carrots? The smell of Carrots. Pretty sure you can't see smells.

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What do you call a group of angry unemployed black guys? The NBA

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Brad Fuller!

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knock knock who is there? Jehovah's Witness... IT IS the desire of Jehovah's Witnesses that you become better acquainted with them. You may have met them as neighbors and fellow employees or in other daily affairs of life. You may have seen them on the street, offering their magazines to passersby. Or you may have spoken briefly with them at your door. Actually, Jehovah's Witnesses are interested in you and your welfare. They want to be your friends and to tell you more about themselves, their beliefs, their organization, and how they feel about people and the world in which all of us live. To accomplish this, they have prepared this brochure for you. In most ways Jehovah's Witnesses are like everyone else. They have normal problems—economic, physical, emotional. They make mistakes at times, for they are not perfect, inspired, or infallible. But they try to learn from their experiences and diligently study the Bible to make needed corrections. They have made a dedication to God to do his will, and they apply themselves to fulfill this dedication. In all their activities they seek guidance from God's Word and his holy spirit.

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Why is Helen Keller a bad driver? Because her inability to see or hear makes her an extremely dangerous road hazard.

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A serial killer kills a family of 5 He is never found and eventually kills himself from depression

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Why did the fish cross the road? Because fish don't have legs and can't walk anywhere

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Why did little Jimmy cry when his Rolls Royce got destroyed? Because his parents were in it.

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Roses are red violets are orange......... Wait did I do that wrong?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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