Someone threw a cigarette at me today... What a fag.

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Not everyone with a mustache is a child molester, but not every child molester has a mustache.

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what do a parrot and a hippo have in common? i want to kill every non white human being!!!!

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Did you know that if you stacked enough elephants to reach from the earth to the moon, all those elephants would die?

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What do you call a blonde who likes to read? A bookworm.

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was michael jackson black or white? how many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie poop? the world will never know

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An early Jewish man walks into a bar where a number of stormtroopers have gathered for drinks and is taken into custody and then transported by railcar to a camp where he and other persecuted minorities are deliberately imprisoned in a relatively small space with inadequate facilities where they await their eventual mass execution.

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Someone stole my cookie from the cookie jar! So I bought another cookie.

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Batman and Superman switched sidekicks. Superman didn't want Robin.

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What did the homeless man get for Christmas? HIV

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What did the boy do when he got an F on his English paper? -Laughed.

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Have you ever listened to the smell of the color 9? It tastes like freedom!

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A fish walks into a bar Fish dont walk

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Why do turtles walk slow? They are physically incapable of walking fast.

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This is a stupid joke. Get it to the top of the list and Kobe Bryant will pass to you.

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A guy walks into a bar and orders 4 shots. The bartender promptly pulls out a gun and shoots him 4 times.

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Why did the little boy fall of his swing? Some one killed him.

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A blonde, brunette and redhead are walking in the forest when they come across a set of tracks. The brunette says, "Those are dear tracks." The redhead says, "Those are elk tracks." The blonde says, "Those are moose tracks." They are then hit by bus.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting raped by a girl who was knocked off a swing by a fridge.

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What did the blonde say when she found a dead bird on the sidewalk? "Aww, look at the poor dead bird!"

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Two children decide to bury a time capsule in their backyard and open it 5 years later. They then break into tears realizing they have no backyard because they are orphans. They are now orange.

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What's the opposite of stupid? diputs

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Why did the lightbulb go out? It was on too long

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How much wood would a woodchuck chu... Forget this, this is overused.

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Anti Joke

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