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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Human: "Panda get off that slide! Your a panda, you don't understand gravity!" Panda: g=9.81 m/s squared. Human: Oh, I see, carry on.

There were two busses. The one was red, the other one went to France.

What did the boy say during his math test? Nothing, talking during a test is prohibited.

What happened when the Texan saw snow for the first time? He said "Oh my goodness this is cool"

One day I was hungry. I ate. I wasn't hungry anymore. Penis.

"Knock Knock" "Who's there?" "God" "Then come right in!"

yo mamas so cruchy people might mistake her for a cheeto!

what do you call a Muslim flying a plane A pilot

There was a man sinking in quick sand. He looked in the sky and said, "God, if you spare my life, I'll be a great person and believe in you all my life." He died.

Why did the fat guy survive the plain crash He didn't he died like everyone else

Q: What's worse than finding 1 worm in your apple? A: Finding 2 worms in your apple Q: What's worse than finding 2 worms in your apple? A: The Holocaust Q: What's worse than the Holocaust? A: Finding 3 worms in your apple!

wow such mark very mark many mark so mark

A man walks into a pet store. He then says "This isn't the bar" and leaves.

I like it in the butt. - Tyler James Nehring. Call me if you want to give me the d. 863-670-1547

Knock knock! Who's there? Luke. Luke who? Leukemia.

Why did the lightbulb go out? It was on too long

Knock knock! Who's there? Alzheimer's. Alzheimer's who? Knock knock!

my eyes hurt from what? being open too much

How do you kill a politician? You set him on fire and stab him in the back 20 times.

how did the tree fall on the woman? it didnt, trees dont grow in kitchens

Knock Knock Who's there? Probably

Whats hard and long? An erect penile shaft.

Why did Susan fall out a tree? She had no arms. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Susan

Whats the difference between a hoover and a harley? one is a vacuum, and the other is a motorcycle.

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